Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

whats up with this simon rex? kinda bitter, huh?

I like to think of him as the poor man's Tommy Martyn.

Yeah a cunt man's Tommy. A step up from Bozo. At least Tommy articulates and backs up his disagreements. This guy just sprouts off a sentence and runs and hides. It's funny his name is Simon, like the asshole on the TV program. And you can say what you want about me Simon, but you better not be calling Rosie any names.

A cunt man. I'll accept that. Much better than being a hairy ass man ala McCutcheon. I'll also admit to being an asshole.

Maverick, I'm not bitter, again, just an asshole.

McCutcheon, my name is not more funny than your fake one is. At least I admit to being an asshole. I'll even admit to being a not so articulate one. Now why don't you just admit that you're a talentless drunk who'll wake up one day at 50 and wonder where his life went? How very sad for you. Really. I'm telling you, getting published in Fat Pregnant Whores is betting than not getting published at all!

I'm not hiding, I'm right here. I might even see you in the pub soon. I'll be sure to send a beer to your table. After all, you look like you're only a 12 ounce away from matching Sloth's gut.

McCutcheon is my name. Says so on my passport. But you, you hide like a coward. Log in.

Unfortunately, my computer is not private and the public nature of it precludes me from registering and logging in. Wouldn't want to leave a cookie trail so to speak.

So how does not loggin in make me a coward? I don't claim to be the most courageous individual I know, but I'm no more a coward than you are a bad writer. Damn, I must be a coward.

Well, despite the fact that I've come to prefer Tommy's brand of vitriol, all this sounds boringly familiar. In order to penetrate the BB, someone has to insult people. With Tommy, it used to be shocking and provocative, perhaps even useful or entertaining, but...the joke is old. Yawn.

There are lots of people who come and lurk on the BB. It's a shame that people only feel comfortable posting if they either insult people, or post gibberish like Bozo. It's like the people in my classes who never speak up. Ever. I just don't understand them. Are they just lacking confidence, or are they really as dumb as they believe themselves to be? I just finished one of the best courses I've ever experienced in my admittedly extensive college career: Intro to Philosophy with an uncommonly good teacher and a few impressively above-average students to match. If the best new people to the BB can manage is insult people, I'm about as bored as you can get. Please change the channel as Tommy was wise enough to do in the end.

Mav! Quite sorry I did not see your reply right off...yes I walked in L.A. I did not feel that people looked at me funny, if only because they were mostly in cars and wouldn't have noticed! But then as far as the Radiohead gig went, I was part of a whole LOT of people who were walking to the gig. It was like a religious pilgrimage! Your comment does remind me though of a song by the 80's flash-in-the-pan L.A. group Missing Persons...they had a song on their first album called "Walking In L.A." in which they said "Nobody walks in L.A."...I'll have to look the rest of the lyrics up for curiosity, now. Can't remember them well enough on me own. Oh god, sound British again. Unintentional, I swear.

So the fat guy was in The Full Monty too? Shit, I did see that film and don't remember him...wow. Thanks for the heads up.

I need 24 Hour Party People on DVD. Who wants to buy me a Christmas present?

yes, i have to back mc on this even though he calls me paris hilton. his name is mccutcheon. i love that everyone is on rex´s cas.usually it is me.

Calling you Paris Hilton was a compliment. Now you calling me Brian Denahey was not.

true. i guess i was thinking you were calling me trashy which isn´t bad and a little true, but if you are saying you think i am pretty i will take it and take back what i said. merry christmas mc. maybe this year we will actually sit down drink together and get along. also, sloth and mc and h. iit is th the canterbury x mas party tonite you should go there instead of mass. i´ll go to mass for all of us.let me know how it goes!

nah, got too damn many presents to wrap. And I'm already drunk since I've had some early evening revelers stopping by to wish us holiday greetings.
I should eat something, a pot pie perhaps. Nice and white trash for the season.

Fpr my twisted and broken unredeemable soul.