Beer is for the people. I desire to be a man of the people.

[bicycleprince]

About a year ago I stopped drinking beer. And then I found this site and read of Guinness love, so I decided that I have not experienced enough of the stout to fully appreciate it. So tonight I lifted some pints. I drank four. And I drank to bicycling.

Later the guys who love Bud Light dragged me to a Bud Light bar, where I drank a Bud Light, of course. And seriously, for what it is, Bud Light is not terrible. The brew has not much depth or substance, but it makes average women more attractive.

Was sober enough to have a very controlled ride the two miles home. I had a craving for chocolate, so picked up a bar from Walgreen’s. It was delicious! Wish I had more Guinness because I could lift one right now.

The guys were surprised by how quickly I downed my beers, but I’ve read that the traditional way to drink a Guinness is quickly. Finished the four pints, leaving only 4 to 6 rings in each glass. Being drunk was more enjoyable than I remember. I controlled the inebriation better than I had previous to the hiatus. Also had a shot of Jaegermeister. At certain points tonight, I was quite drunk.

Saw some of the people that used to get shit-faced with me. It was just like old times. I used to praise the merits of beer with the regulars. Tonight I gave a short speech about beer being for the people, and I desire to be a man of the people, so I must drink beer with the people. That got cheers.

Then I talked loudly about bicycles. I made a call out for the people to give up cars for bicycles. Noticed some patrons shaking their heads, agreeing that bikes are the only benevolent machines.

Wanted to have beers with my friends last night, but they did not show at the Irish bar, like they said. I rode up and locked my bike to a rail; however, did not notice a familiar vehicle around the establishment. When I entered the bar, no friendly faces greeted me. And I looked stoned.

Was carrying my backpack with my helmet and riding jacket. Walking through the bar, looking for my friends, when someone grabs my attention, “Hey, hey you! Hey! You!” Finally I turn around to see a plainclothes policeman drinking beer with a couple of ladies and another cop. “You don’t have an explosive device in that bag, do you?” He asked pissed off because he had to yell loudly to get my attention. And he is obviously an asshole.

“No,” I said, thinking the guy was a freak.

Turned my back to him, when he shouts, “You’d better not be lying!” I look back, and the bimbos have concerned expressions, wondering what would happen, if I set off a backpack bomb. I got outside. The cop went out with a pal to see how I was traveling. How much authority do you have over a bicyclist, policeman? They feigned a conversation, while watching me unlock my bike.

Anyway, Guinness was great tonight.

[mccutcheon]

Pax Acidus makes Jack fall off the wagon! And maybe go a bit Para!

[mccutcheon]

My favorite combo is Jagar and Guinness.

[ROSEMARY]

party at 711 21st ave e. between aloha and mercer.
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