I want to ride my bicycle

h. · Post by h. » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:38 am

Queen Rawks!
McCrackhead just got a GREAT new haircut
His hair makes the old ladies all hot and bothered. But only the old ladies.
"but don't make fun of me, I'm the one who created this website..."
One valium later. Two girls down.
here is rosie , hi martino
here is mcracker he has to write before he passes out fro a valium o. d...and now is'd McCutcheon hanging out with h. and Rosie, the valium has kicked in and the girls are giving me head simutaisuly. no, of course what can i do/ rosie just threw her breasts in my face, and h, just said if i write anything thing about her she will kick my ass. any thingnthing. that is where we are at!
actually
he kissed my breast i didn't have to put them in his face.
he hasn't had a blow job in 2 hours. help him!!!
the paxacidus reunion is happening!
at my house. soon.
texas boys we are ready!
right h.
sarah
ive seen your pix and you are hot! i am ready!
a sign of fertilty!
h. here (since it is under my displayed name)
All I can say is that I'd rather eat stir fried dog shit than give mc head. EEEEEEeeeew. icky.
As for the rest of it, sure. Lets have a get together at Rosies place and light the city up.
One stipulation: Oooooooh! I'm feeling slothy and he has to be there because I can't imagine a good shindig without Dr. Z.

h. · Post by h. » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:52 am

this is rosie AT H.S HOUSE
MCCUTTH IS PASSED OUT ON THE VALIUMS I GAVE HIM. HE LOOKS REAL TIRED.
I LIKE TO PULL HIS
EYELIDS UP LIKE TOM AND JERRY'S , BUT HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE IT.
I GUESS HE AND H MET AT THE QFC WHICH IS A GROCERY STORE WHEN SHE WAS BUYING BEER FOR THE UNDERAGED.
THE STORY GOES ON, BUT SHE WOULD STEAL ROSES FROM NEXT DOOR ( SLOTH AND cRACKHEADS APT)
And I am bad I did steal roses.
I was never arrested for buying for underaged lovelies.
But the only reason mr Mc. talked to me was that I had the ugliest car around that was stolen by a manwhore. Rosie told me I had to tell this story.
And unfortunately,it's true.
And now Rosie has gone home and McCutcheon lies more able to function than I on Ooh's futon with myh frame.
How is it that I can spell but not function?

Who the hell thought it was good to put this in my shit?

martino · Post by **martino** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:12 am

you two have the knack of giving me the impression i am missing out on some great fun

by the way, they say some of the pussy-fried bicycle saddles from the queen video are on sale on ebay. i wouldn't vouch for their authenticity though - i think it sounds like one of these real-splinter-from-the-holy-cross relic things

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:02 pm

last nite was a blast.
i drank chardonnay and bass beer.
marti you missed out.
i rode my bike because jack said it is a good idea.
better than drinking and driving.
h. is a fucking hottie and someone special will get her.
she tells the best stories and time spent with her is golden.
mccutcheon makes great cds.
thanks again for the invite

bicycleprince · Post by **bicycleprince** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:48 pm

Sounds like a lot of fun.

h. · Post by h. » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:56 am

Rosie let me ride her bike last night and it was a blast. I wove my drunken way through the neighborhood narrowly avoiding pedestrians and cars at every turn.
I think next time,I'll have Rosie ride me around in the basket.

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:26 am

can i be next?

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:06 am

rosie will ride everyone around in due time!