last nite almost killed me. a friend who photographs for the stranger needed a model for this "things to do" section. it is a wine restaurant so my job was to drink wine and look like i am having a good time. saucy saucerson. i had to throw up and then quickly felt better. dragged myself to the opening of soil, a photo gallery opening.
today i was hurting badly so i remedied myself with drugstore fixes, narcotics.
tom. waxing pussy and of course church.
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wow rosie sweetie i'd like to try waxing pussy some time as an antidote to a hangover. sounds real good.
your post reminded me of a crazy tv show i saw last time i was in london. the show was about various people's weird skills, which they were supposed to display in a competition. at the end of the show the audience voted for which person had the most impressive skill and the winner got a big prize.
well, the first competitor was a guy who's specialty was catching hens. don't want to bore you with this but he was able to catch a dozen from the stage and tuck them under his arm in less than a minute.
more of interest was an attractive lady who claimed to be an extremely quick de-epilator. what this woman wanted to display was her ability to wax six persons in one minute. for this, six male and female victims were lined up on stage and equipped with plexiglas helmets that looked pretty much like fish bowls.
first person: a 20-ish girl; the candidate put some wax on her leg, pressed cloth on top and pulled. you could see her scream but happily you couldn't hear it. the candidate ran over to the next victim: a middle age lady and her arm. didn't look too painful, actually. but the next one did: a pot bellied, shirtless guy. the candidate spread some wax on his extremely hairy chest, stamped the cloth on the wax and yanked it off with a marvellously strong but smoothe movement. you could hear muffled screaming sounds but more impressive was the way the helmet immediately steamed over from the inside!
and so on with hairy backs, necks, legs... needless to say this lady won the game. what a hilarious display of harmless sadism it was. the english are really something, aren't they.
your post reminded me of a crazy tv show i saw last time i was in london. the show was about various people's weird skills, which they were supposed to display in a competition. at the end of the show the audience voted for which person had the most impressive skill and the winner got a big prize.
well, the first competitor was a guy who's specialty was catching hens. don't want to bore you with this but he was able to catch a dozen from the stage and tuck them under his arm in less than a minute.
more of interest was an attractive lady who claimed to be an extremely quick de-epilator. what this woman wanted to display was her ability to wax six persons in one minute. for this, six male and female victims were lined up on stage and equipped with plexiglas helmets that looked pretty much like fish bowls.
first person: a 20-ish girl; the candidate put some wax on her leg, pressed cloth on top and pulled. you could see her scream but happily you couldn't hear it. the candidate ran over to the next victim: a middle age lady and her arm. didn't look too painful, actually. but the next one did: a pot bellied, shirtless guy. the candidate spread some wax on his extremely hairy chest, stamped the cloth on the wax and yanked it off with a marvellously strong but smoothe movement. you could hear muffled screaming sounds but more impressive was the way the helmet immediately steamed over from the inside!
and so on with hairy backs, necks, legs... needless to say this lady won the game. what a hilarious display of harmless sadism it was. the english are really something, aren't they.
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Rosie once waxed the back of my neck. I guess I have a low hairline, so she waxed it. The pain was a Motherfucker!
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Rosie, your average day sounds spectacular. How was the opening?