Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Posted: **Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:33 pm**

sloth
one of my clients owns the canterbury. she came in yesterday and i asked her if she knew of any regulars named larry or the sloth that were wild.i told her the story about passing out in the bartenders car( i have only heard this story from mccutcheon). you will be relieved to know she doesn't remember any bad shit so when you come back to sea town, first things first!

Posted: **Fri Mar 15, 2002 5:14 pm**

That was seven years ago. Alls forgotten. Great. Everybody's brain cells have been regenerated since then. Thanks Rosie. First glass of Jaegermeister is on me.

Well me and my girl went for a hot date at the std clinic yesterday and I had this really hot nurse massage my penis for free but she had rubber gloves on. And we got the results right away and we are both clean. Now we can fuck all I want without a condom. Yipee. They asked me a bnuch of questions like "have you slept with any Africans".

I was scared of the test because this German girl I used to date who will remain nameless AUSLANDER MAGGIE said I gave her something. And then I was paranoid for months but I am clean as a whistle now. Anyone wanna fuck?