It's a sober night here in the Bottle of Blue Studio, no it'

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Oct 28, 2001 10:07 am

Well Maggie and I are hanging out in the Bottle of Blue studio, I've got the old Kurzweil K2000 out playing some simple keys and splicing some samples together and Maggie is reading my poems into a mic and we have it all going through a mixer. Maggie is my Nico and Nena all at once. We also just finished an acoustic version of Leuchttum (the old K2000 is able to do many wonderful musical things) it helps that Auslaender Maggie speaks German. Now we are going to attempt a version of ?(Fragezeichen) though my fav Nena is Nur getraumt- "I'm so lonely I want to be with you." Then again I'm only dreaming baby. Maybe we will take this act on the road. It is a delight to hear Auslander Maggie read Druggy Slutty Girls to a funky beat I've laid down. And also there is the atmospheric Valium, where she repeats "Valium" after ever line. We, or rather me, am drinking Pilsner Urquell between sips of Ruby Porto Sandman. Most people i know are out of their minds and out at Halloween parties. Maggie just told me she can spell English better than I can. this might be true but I can speak German, in-between sips of Ruby Porto Sandman, than she can. Wow, this must be close to over 200 words and no mention of sex yet. Well, here we go!!!! Got you. Now Maggie is dancing yelling, "McCutcheon's fingers are dancing on the keyboard." Did I happen to mention we also took some heroin tonight just for the fun of it? Don't try this at home kids. Well, now I think I'll pull out the big baggie of cocaine. My nose has been begging me to make it numb all day. Boy the days can be long and the nights are way too short. I now have to give Maggie her drugs. She can snort them all at once. What a party trick that is. bye bye.

Post by **Sloth** » Mon Oct 29, 2001 12:02 am

If I had Maggie's confidence I would be the Drug Czar of America

No really.

Well I am drinking and the Sooth Efrikan girl canceled on me because her boyfriend found out she was going out with me. FUCK!

Or rather no fuck. I still have my beer and my computer and my nfl games so I think I'll manage. Seahwawks vs. Miami in 15 minutes and counting. I love the Internet. Especially when I can't get laid.

- ooh