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Thanks nabi. Sounds like I'll have to try it agian. He was saying that there was this force that pulls you in.It sounds like it might be better to smoke it alone because thats what the Aztecs did when they were on vision quest and all that.

Salvia? WTF is that?

Well I am in London right now. I have been offered three jobs so far based on my html skills but I can't take any of them because I have no papers. My girlie Olly won't marry me for papers, only for love, which is something I can't do, because I will only for papers. We are too selfish to be together I guess. Its okay I guess. Sometimes two weeks can seem like a year.

Again, salvia, saliva, savlia, what is it, some strain of super pot?

No it's just a plant. It grows wild in Mexico and its legal in the US. No buds, just leaves. You can chew it but it taste like ass. some people like that. It's usually smoked doesn't taste too bad. I got accepted to film school yesterday. I'll be moving to Vancouver June 1st. Maybe I'll bring some up there.

Ryan

Congratulations!

Thanks ooh,
I may buy a Salvia plant for 5 dollars and grow it myself.

The first time I tried it I was in Jamaica. We were on a christmas cruise, which is customary in our family, and Montego Bay, Jamaica, was one of the ports. I must of been in 8th grade. The sloth and his friend, Andy, bought some from a dirty Jamaican on the beach. I think it came in a brown, grocery store bag, and was filled at least a quarter of the way. Anyway, it was a shitload and I think he only payed like forty bucks for it.

After we left the beach we went into town to look for some rolling papers. Instead, We bought a nice wooden bowl and proceeded to the nearest remote location where we could safely get high, which is pretty much anywhere if I recall correctly. I remember we sat on the bank of a stream and on the other side was a beautiful green pasture with cows grazing. It was a perfect setting. I mean I was in Jamaica for christ's sake.

I didn't feel at all scared or afraid because my "big" brother was there and I looked up to him then (just kidding asswipe). Anyway, I took the pipe from the sloth and wrapped my lips around it and inhaled the fresh reefer smoke. Now I'm gonna take the time right now to dispel a very common belief that when you smoke reefer the first time it doesn't get you high. This is a load of bullshit. I felt like I was walking on pillows. On the way back to the ship we ran into my mom and all I could fucking do was laugh. Everything seemed hilarious. I think it all went down hill from there. Everytime I smoked after that I wanted to have the same feeling that I got that day in Jamaica, but it never compared (kinda like that first hit of crack). I still smoke (reefer) almost everyday twelve years later and to tell you the truth I rarely enjoy it, but I think it's a force of habit now. I mean I don't wanna listen to the new Radiohead album or work on my songs or anything unless I'm fuckin' outta my gord. It's pretty sad really. You see, I think reefer (and most drugs) affect people differently. I know people (doctors, stockbrokers, etc...) who can smoke tons of reefer daily and are still able to carry on there daily chores with ease. This isn't the case with me anymore. Fuck you reefer! I'm through with you!

PS-Does anybody know where I can get some good reefer?

weed... I Love weed... lifes so sweet... dayum...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jack Chiefton:
Does anyone know where I can get some Mushrooms???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I dont know... I usually pick it myself... If you come down to Hawaii I can help you out... otherwise this reply is pointless other to say... dayum life is sweet!!

i know what you mean, leesus. only thing is i am more productive when i'm not sitting in "the cloud". however, i am extremely irritable and easily angered when haven't smoked. i light a bowl and all of a sudden whatever was causing me to stomp my feet and make a lot of noise seems silly. and those few moments before i smoke the bowl, i get really really depressed, and i realize that i'm trapped in this habit of smoking a bowl to rid me of the day's angry callers. its like a self administered roofie for my emotions. am i insane? no, i'm just sober. anyways, i just bought a nice ounce and its a very nice, red looking ounce. sloth, mccutcheon, with your consent, i would like to bring my hookah to your gathering on friday, assuming i will have replaced the stem by then (which i broke a few months back and the smoke shop hasn't received the replacement in the mail yet).

I am sorry Nabi, the bottle of blue is a drug free zone

I bought a ton of salvia today. Only because I wanted to help the guy out because his daughter wanted to go to basketball camp. i also got six live plants to grow myself. And then I got a bong. I smoked a lot and felt my self being pulled and got to my feet and was pulled into the wall. Like my face was stuck and my arms and then my legs. My wife said "What are you doing?" I said, "huh, i really don't know." Then i got off the wall and sat down. Getting closer but not quite there. The two onces should do it though. Boy I miss Jack.

we all miss jack.

AGREED!

AGREED!, JACK SURE WAS(IS) A HELL OF ALOT OF FUN

i will try to get Jack to come back