Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I've been fucked forever! "it's an unlimited supply/and there is no reason why/I tell you it was all a frame/and they only did it 'cause of fame!/WHO????/E.M.I.??????????????????????????????????

There are only a few people in the world more important than Ian Curtis, and Johnny is one of them:

Oh my fucking god there is a clip playing on my computer of Bush in a tuxedo talking a lot of bullshit about foreign policy.

I don't know where this goddamn clip is playing on my computer from BUT i'M GOING TO VOMIT i REALLY AM VERY NAUSEOUS NOW I'M GOING TO THROW UP

OH MY god I feel as if I'm...

they're playing hurrican katrina news pieces in front of me "the katrina tapes"

I don't need this, I can't take it. All I want is some dance music. I need a break. Better go get a soft drink from the fridge.

There's British accents in the backgroound playing on my computer for no reason I'm reallly feeling very nauseaous now

more news British accents where is this coming from? Did I tune into this on purpose? Jesus. I've had enough.

You guys laugh but something has taken over my computer.

I need a deep breath...

Sarah you better leave me your phone number so I can call you drunk

pIXIE IS GOING GO GEGT A BIG FUCKNHG MESSAGE FROM MUY ARSE

sARAH YOU BERTTER GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN LEAVE YOYU DRUNK MESAGES LIKE I HAVE TOMMY AND MCC

get down with the FUUNK YA
ALLL

DISCO FUNK FOREVER PUT ON SISTER SLEDGE
IT'S A FEMINIST SONG IF YOU WANT TO IT'S SISTER SLEDGE
OKAY?


jEUSSU TONY WILSOIN

tOMMY SAID HE WOULD PUT A GAME TOGETHER OF CHSS PIECES WHO WERE ALL FIGURES OF FACTORY RECORDS

i WAS GOING TO POST A LINK TO A FACTORY RECORDS DISCOGRTAPHY BUT I FORGOT

AND NOW IT'WS ALL YOUR FAULT THAT IS WHY I AM GOIGN TO PUT ON SECTION 25 IN A MINUTE HERE BECAUSE IT'S AL YOR FAULT


AND HELL pICIE PIXXIE EVEN KNEW THAT THE MERCURYY WAS IN RETROGRADE!!!! HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

My idea for three dimensional cosmic factory records chess, comes from a science fiction novel I've been working on for some time. It goes something like this....after exhausting the resources of planet earth, humans are forced into outer space. When they get to the other side of the galaxy (this takes up a lot of time in the book - McC would get it done in about two and a half pages) humanity comes face to face with the supreme being. To cut the story even shorter, the god like entity demands of humanity that they show him something that could contribute to divine existence from all the wonderous gifts he has given them. One by one the accomplishments of all history are shot down as mere folly and ego. Eventually there is the sound of a beer crate being kicked over and Marky stumbles into view and says, "If I can beat you at a game of my choosing will you let my people free." God says, "You're on."

Marky whips out his chess set. Each team has the same figures Hannet,Wilson, Gretton, Peter whats-is-face the designer etc. Marky then gives a brief run down of the rules and the game kicks off. A couple of minutes in and God moves Tony Wilson three spaces down the board and Marky shouts at him , "What are you doing?" God gives his reasons. Marky then points out that the relative values of the pieces are tied to the factory records era being represented. God was represented by the label just after the release of "The unsightly and the serene" on 10 inch. Consequently although the value of producer Hannet is high. The value of Wilson is low, 'cos the record didn't sell and the label is skint. This scenario repeats and repeats with Marky becoming more and more obscure. Until he wipes out half the board with Jilted John. After declining a "best of three" Marky saves all humanity and gets even more pissed.

That's some great imagination, Tommy. I wonder if a Factory Records board game would sell...hmmm...

wasn't that a star trek episode? (all except the record company stuff)

there's nothing more that i'd love than to hear your drunk messages in the middle of the morning /night. unfortunately i am ld -- learning disabled -- i don't know my password, so i'd leave you my number but . . . to what avail. your drunk messages here are definitely enough to make me smile.

"Marky saves all humanity and gets even more pissed"

this i'd love to see.