The Morning Wood ...

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:18 am

Just what is up (so to speak) with the morning wood? Why do men have this happen, throughly against their will? I used to think it was due to not enough sex but I actually proved that wrong. But could it be that men can never have enough sex? And is there a female equivalent that men aren't privy to? Perky morning nips? The morning collagen lips? <not facial> Perhaps I'm simply warped.

Theories?

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 3:17 pm

Myke , if you are waking up with a hard on it means you are gay. See that is my humor, which I have to point out everytime now. No, a hard on in the morning means it's never too early to get laid.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:01 pm

No ... you don't have to point it out every time now. I think I'm starting to get it somewhat ... a bit ... maybe ... possibly ... Maybe the Pax humor is like a mold and it's seeping out of the keys and into my fingers. Next thing I know I'll have to sell my Ford F-150, quit wearing my camoflouge pants, and drop my membership in the NRA. Then I'm going to join the green party, by a Honda Civic gas/electric hybrid, and grow Bee Gees hair. I can't become a vegetarian ... I hate greens and I like chicken to much. Perhaps a chickatarian. Could be that in more ways than one ... better to taste like chicken than like tuna ...

I hate waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to pee and a wood. You either have to stand on your hands to pee or cause yourself unimaginable pain trying to bend it that far.

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:19 pm

No, see this isn't a fucking fraternity, not a fucking club where we all have to jump on each others train. We want differences of opinion; cars, diets, hair cuts, and sexual orientation. What makes you a Pax Aciduser- Acid User, is passion. And the fact you post here. You already got that Myke. You have passion every morning right between your legs, pissing in your eye.

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:58 pm

I hate pissing after sex. No fucking aim. I finally gave up and just piss outside now, makes the wife happy that she doesn't have to wade to the toilet after I've been in there.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:47 pm

Brett ... how right you are about pissing after sex. It's like anarchy in the pee stream. What is up with that??

McCutcheon ... see .. now there my dry humor went right on by. One thing I can never be accused of is conformity. So thanks, I think.

Oh, now .. the "Soup Nazi" episode of Seinfeld is on re-run. Gotta head.

myke

xquisid3 · Post by **xquisid3** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:30 am

its all fun and games until someone gets pissed in the eye

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:17 am

i could care less about how troublesome it is to piss after sex because as far as i am concerned men have never learned to piss straight accept outside on something where aim doesn't matter and isn't that how it always goes? don't give me complacent hum drum answers.!

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:28 am

http://www.fullofnothing.org/index.php?p=340&c=1

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 3:51 pm

Rosie: Smile and the whole world smiles with you.
I'm going for a hike with my dogs now. I get to piss all over the great outdoors. I love pissing as high as I can reach on a tree. Makes the other dogs that follow think that a massive fucking dog has come by. I like scaring dogs and kicking cats. Stupid fucking cats.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:38 pm

i hate dogs and i am smiling as i say that. we do have something in common. pissing. i like to piss outdoors also. i stand up raise my skirt, and i pee straight down without dripping down my leg. all you do is push it out as hard and fast as you can, then let drip dry. i learned to do it because our band practice place had no w/c and we drank so much beer where you gonna go. another talent is pissing in a water bottle. it turns me on thinking about it

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:23 pm

Pissing in a water bottle is a neat trick. My favourite place to piss has got to be a warm ocean, like the Caribbean or South pacific. Just wade in, lay back and let 'er rip. So very relaxing. That turns me on when I think of it. Yeah baby, NOW I'm smilin'.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:35 pm

Ahh ... the Canadian / British spelling of things ... like "favourite" instead of "favorite". I wonder where the deviation happened in the English? I wonder lots of damned trivial things.

Brett is right. The absolute best place to pee outside is the ocean. No mess, no fuss. The ocean is one big toilet bowl anyway.

Guys are kinda disgusting as creatures. But why did I find that image of Rosie peeing standing up like that to bring a really bad picture to mind?

My dog just tried to bury her kibble in the carpet again. Must go get it up.

myke

xquisid3 · Post by **xquisid3** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:33 pm

hay dios mio....apaciuence!

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Fri May 02, 2003 7:01 am

the idea of myke's morning wood digusts me