The Morning Wood ...

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue May 06, 2003 11:44 pm

it's not old, its really good. its a feminine pissing contest and i'm all for h. and rosie. so there.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed May 07, 2003 2:37 am

A thread I began about unexpected hard-ons has meandered down to a catfight! wow

OK, Mark ... please explain the Tacoma joke that McCutcheon is getting but I ain't. Is it a Washingtonian thing? LOLOLOL oops, there goes that acronym

Rosie ... what's meant by a 'Tacoma parade'? Should I take that as an insult or a mild compliment???

H. ... didn't mean to offend all those who live or have lived in trailer parks. You don't have to live in that environment to meet TPT status. And I really doubt you have enough hair on your upper lip to qualify. Speaking of single parents ... my little brother was a single parent with his little girl from when she was a toddler until late elementary school age. Odd for a guy.

Tasha .. happy you're around again.

Rosie ... just for the record, though I firmly believe my dog may be a lesbian, she doesn't like to lick pee. Oddly ... the whole shebang started with my referrance to Rosie peeing outside ... but I really find that unappealing for any female. It's just the old notion that one expects men to be gross on occasion but get more surprised from women. Double standard I suppose. About the age ... wish I could claim a little younger but I'm a bit older than even ... McCutcheon! HA! But not by much.

myke

h. · Post by h. » Wed May 07, 2003 3:11 am

oh myke, I wasn't talking about you. There you go overanalyzing what is said to you. What is your profession? I know you've mentioned it but I don't recall and haven't the patience at the moment to go back through all the posts and find it. Might give insight as to how you approach the bb.I am not ashamed of the fact that at one point and time I lived in the south as a young (and not single at the time) parent whilst slinging chicken friend chicken at cranky old confederate bastards who liked to yell at my lack of accent.
Gave me food for thought and a new experience to have. Isn't that what life's all about?
In all it's ugliness, it was truly wonderful to experience it all.
And I'll never be ashamed of my girl. She's the best. Anyone who might say different can fuck right off because I won't waste my time reading or listening.
Tasha's transparent pandering is what bothered me. My opinion is that I wouldn't touch that ridiculous twit with someone else's dick, and my strap on is reserved for Rosie.
Ah, but I have an asshole too. And you know what they say...

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed May 07, 2003 3:28 am

H. ... my, my, my ....

Hey, btw .... I'm a social worker for the developmentally disabled.

myke

Post by **Sloth** » Wed May 07, 2003 4:18 am

I have some heroin in my possession... I want to take it... but I am afraid of going to Tacoma and dying.

<rosie> · Post by **<rosie>** » Wed May 07, 2003 5:26 am

my golden showers are for you too,h.
bueno creo que le callamos el OCICO a esta pinche perra.
there if i write in spanish i will not offend 80% of pax crew.
the tacoma parade was a mild insult...mild.
why is it disgusting if a woman pees outside?it isn't disgusting when she spreads her legs for sex.
i bet the men and women that say that are the same ones ashamed of performing or receiving oral sex on a woman.

h. · Post by h. » Wed May 07, 2003 5:56 am

heh, you fit right in here then! I have these issues... developmenally... I'm trailer trash and I can't come clean.
Thanks Rosie, I'll rub your belly when you come home.
Need a shower too, feeling kind of grimey after talking to that tasha person.

h. · Post by h. » Wed May 07, 2003 6:04 am

ta-coma...passing out now.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Thu May 08, 2003 3:38 pm

TACOMA!

http://thestranger.com/current/feature2.html

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Fri May 09, 2003 12:56 am

Maybe I'm easily amused, or juvenile, but I think this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time! I mean, at least since the puma one with cum on the leg.

It has everything! Hardons, Catfight, strapons, pissing, and even bestiality, rock on guys keep it comin'!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Fri May 09, 2003 12:59 am

Maybe I'm easily amused, or juvenile, but I think this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time! I mean, at least since the puma one with cum on the leg.

It has everything! Hardons, Catfight, strapons, pissing, and even bestiality, rock on guys keep it comin'!

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Fri May 09, 2003 1:00 am

Maybe I'm easily amused, or juvenile, but I think this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time! I mean, at least since the puma one with cum on the leg.

It has everything! Hardons, Catfight, strapons, pissing, and even bestiality, rock on guys keep it comin'!

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Fri May 09, 2003 1:44 am

you are like me. easy on the return button.

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri May 09, 2003 3:37 am

Oh no...Mav has turned into Hal from 2001 and he's malfunctioning! How can we save the ship?

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri May 09, 2003 7:57 am

sometimes, it's just hard to type with one hand