The Morning Wood ...

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Fri May 02, 2003 7:04 am

You know, I used to think I was the most disagreeable person here. Now I think I have been topped. I pass my crown to ... Rosie. Now I understand why McCutcheon dissed on her so bad. Hey, though ... if you give me your e-mail I'll mail you dirty pictures of my dog lying on her back waiting for some big Rottweiler to give it to her. That should get you feeling all perky.

myke

martino · Post by **martino** » Fri May 02, 2003 8:16 am

jee-sus. all i did was go away for a few days and what happens?, the fucking bb turns itself into the Bulletin Board of Golden Showers.

give me a break, will you?

Brett · Post by **Brett** » Fri May 02, 2003 3:25 pm

Nobody mentioned a Golden Shower Martino. Something you want get off your chest? (Or on it).

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:18 pm

the only pictures i would care to see are of you and your tired old boner fucking your ghetto cop dog with half a brain in the ass and then vice versa.
as for mc you don't know our dynamic so piss off. he never dissed me he was very honest and sometimes quite respectable it is his counterpart that is sour grapes.
why don't you take that dog for a walk and contemplate the next stupid shit you are going to write back to me.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:46 pm

Sloth isn't sour grapes.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Fri May 02, 2003 8:22 pm

My boner is niether old nor tired. Hell, I'd be glad if it were tired. That would mean it was getting ALOT.

"Ghetto cop dog". LOL No, she only weighs 15 pounds and I got her from the pound. She's now 10 years old.

Hey, your dynamic with McCutcheon is certainly something I know nothing much about. Can't blame me for thinking he dissed you after reading that other thread.

Oh ... BTW ... I didn't take my dog for a walk but I did let her out and when she took a nice big dump it kinda reminded me of you so I thought I'd respond. Have much, much Chevy LUV for you, Rosie. Even if you think Sloth is sour grapes.

myke

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat May 03, 2003 7:47 am

lol, thread, how corny can you actually be? do you ever get out besides walking your 15 pd idiot mutt?
oh, my bad a girl dog, how advanced!
sour grapes isn't sloth . i don't need to be ridiculous to expound.
all that matters is that i think you myke, are the last person i would like to meet. you remind me of middle america and everything i despise. es(enough said) fuck off

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Sat May 03, 2003 11:48 am

Rosie ... just for the record, I don't get corny. Somewhat rice-ish maybe. Or maybe rotini-ish. I'm just not much of a corn kinda man.

I'll have you know my dog is no idiot. She learned to pee outside straight down just like you!

How does one fuck off? Or piss off for that matter? I mean, I can fuck on something or piss on something ...

I will always have chevy luv for you, rosie, baby ... just like everyone else.

myke

Post by **Sloth** » Sat May 03, 2003 3:58 pm

Sloth is sweet and sour pork

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat May 03, 2003 4:15 pm

fine. you are rotini that can fuck on something and piss on something. great. do we have to use terms like lol. it really makes me cringe.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Sat May 03, 2003 11:25 pm

i know spike rabbit loves that ridiculous exchange, i tried to instant message but we couldn't get past that.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Sun May 04, 2003 12:12 am

Rosie, why is it that you and Martino always end up trying to ralley others on this board seemingly to show that you aren't the only ones who really despise me? I don't understand that. Why must you two make remarks that make it seem as if I'm isolated and others should ignore me? So far, very few have joined the bandwagon and believe it or not, I have gotten a word or two of support myself ... But as I've always said, if I'm that disagreeable & either Sloth or McCutcheon tell me to leave, I'm oughta here. It's their board and my e-mail is posted.

In the mean time, BTW, LOL, FYI, xoxo, PA, SC, NAACP, KKK, AFL-CIO, US, UK, UN, EU, NATO, WWF, EDF, PETA, ASPCA, AE, NRDC, PKP, UNSCOM, UNESCO, DCF, DSS, DDSN, DC, USCS, BBC, BOA, SCIFI, BMG, SBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, MTV, AOL, EDF, UPN, WB, CCCP, USSR, OPEC, etc. etc. etc.

There ... a few acronyms so you won't find LOL ever so blase'. Feel free to use any in your diatribes toward me. However, it would be nice if you & Martino would not stoop to juvenile name calling and cursing me.

myke

PS -- Everyone needs to lighten up every now and then. What started as a not-so-serious simple thread turned into another myke-is-a-cold-motherfucker-gomer-from-the-chicken-fried-south-let's-all-hate-him thread.

Mona Moore · Post by **Mona Moore** » Sun May 04, 2003 12:32 am

Personally, I think Rosie has sand in her vagina. She sounds like a bitch, and I've been reading everything for quite a while, so I think I know. But I could be wrong. Keep up the drama. I'm starting to pay more attention to this than my soap operas.

h. · Post by h. » Sun May 04, 2003 1:33 am

myke, Rosie and Martino are both warm and loveable people. You just don't know it yet.
Answer me this though, what the fuck is the point of chicken fried chicken? You hicks in the south seem to want to add an extra chicken to the chicken. Why can't you call it fried chicken? Damn rednecks...

oh, you forgot BYOB...

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Sun May 04, 2003 7:37 am