McCutcheon is back at Kinkoras!!!!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:00 pm

The last track on the wonderful new White Stripe's album Elephant is the lovely It's True That We Love One Another. Isn't that hateful? Go suck a Peppermint Stripe. And snort a white line.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:08 pm

The second to last track on Elephant is Girl, you have no faith in Medicine. What a stupid XXXXXX! I have faith in Medicine. It's true I love you Jack and Meg. Go Country like Dolly parson. Long live your cover version of Jolean.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:13 pm

Amanda just finsihed sucking my dick and as her custom she likes to have a chaser. She reads what i wrote and asks, "Mc Cutcheon, why does society need Sprite?"

"No baby lover," I say. "It's spite."

Now I play My Computer. Cool.

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:19 pm

Yeah .. I am on my lunch break checking the Pax board. Not so bad for me as I can actually go home for lunch sometimes since I'm on about town alot.

All I can say about that Mc post is WoW. I don't get speachless often ...

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:27 pm

Don't you love it when a girl swallows instead of spits, even if she reads Sprite the soda instead of spite? I do. will someone please post here and tell me what music to play next? Thanks in advance.

Xox0XOXox0xOXOx0xoXox0- McCutcheon

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:28 pm

Myke- tell me what to play next.

ROSEMARY · Post by **ROSEMARY** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:36 pm

if i was stuck with you and you were the last man on earth i would hope we had enough liquor to share and i wouldn't be sucking your limp cock(only fiction). the next band you should play are the raveonettes. i saw them on sat.they were great.
happy dick sucking. why don't you try cunt licking?

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:19 pm

Hell ... who knows what's goin' on way over there. Sounds like to much blow.

Play "Just Like a Man" from Del Amitri's fine '92 album "Change Everything". What a fine Scottish band that doesn't get enough recognition.

Just Like a Man --

I still don't believe it, how much we lied
Last night you made it with him now I'm supposed to be dignified
Just Like a Man

Well I spend my night times drinking and you spend your days in bed
And I guess it's up to us to choose the methods by which we forget

And just like a man he holds you gently
And just like a man he strokes your hair
And just like a man I still pretend that I'm
Immune to the whole affair

But I wanna die, I wanna cry, I wanna tell you I was wrong
Yeah I wanna die, I wanna dry but it's too late
So I soilder on

I don't believe it, you were easy to leave but now
I do my best to relieve it in the only way that I know how
Just like a man

And I don't want to possess you, I don't wanna take his place
But I don't wanna see my last few pleasures written all over his face

And just like a man he holds you gently
And just like a man he strokes your hair
And just like a man I still pretend that I'm
Immune to the whole affair

But I wanna die, I wanna cry, I wanna tell you I was wrong
Yeah I wanna die, I wanna cry but it's too late
So I soilder on just like a man

And I had something to tell you but it doesn't matter now
I'll stick to small-talk and leave the little bits of flattery to him
And I could call you but why would I bother to
You might not be in or he might not understand
Just like a man

Of course ... with those words, you could switch the genders around and put the shoe on the other foot (so to speak)

myke

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:24 pm

PS... McCutcheon

You get to need a pick me up or just a good laugh, just give me a phone call. If nothing else you or anyone else would get a good laugh at my really bad southern accent.

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:23 pm

It would help if you guys would pick tunes I actually had in my record collection. So here I go wasted down to the hipster record store to ask for Delmitri that underrated Scottish band and The Five Stair Steps. If Jack Black (the fat funny one from High Fidelity- not to be confused with the red trouser'd one with the wild eyes from the White Stripes) gives me a dirty look it's all your fault. I'm sure he wouldn't say anything nasty for buying Nick Cave. Remember, this is Seattle where everyone is the next Ryan Adams and erm, Jack Black.

Post Script Myke- The Bottle of Blue Nail Polish is a drug free society.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:27 pm

Jesus H. Christ, or should that be, Jesus h. Christ, in respect to h.? Maverick are you posting under my name again? I must concour with Myke and Brett, what the hell is going on down there? Or should that What the h.ell is going on down there? Once again respect for h.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:42 pm

Myke, It's me McCutcheon again, and not Maverick posting as McCutcheon. Cool lyrics, how did you get them?

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:44 pm

I'm totally confused.

Perhaps I'm having a male blonde moment.

BTW ... what the hell is this blue bottle of nail polish shee-aht? I feel I'm in the dark again.

Ineedtovisitseattlefortheheazyandthesleezy.

myke

Myke115 · Post by **Myke115** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:51 pm

I got the lyrics from the liner notes of the cd. I love some of Del Amitri's more eclectic stuff. Sort of folksy/bluesy with a little pop thrown in.

Y'all gotta quit that posting under each other's names. I can't tell you apart.

Mc, where can I e-mail you? I couldn't get your Pax e-mail to go thru.

myke

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:16 pm

Sorry for the confusion. This is Rosie. I thought it would be funny to write all that shit under McCutcheon.

Just kiding Myke, it was all me. I take the blame. Me, Rosie that is, nor wait, me h., no Maverick, no Martino, no Sloth, no Mccutcheon. I need a nap.