Freedon Pints
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:05 pm
Today is the deadline for war. Bush says, come on ya’ all to his Allies, let’s go kick some butt. Today is also Saint Patrick’s Day. So, since this war is all about oil, and Guinness looks like oil in a glass, I’m launching the drinking for America campaign. From this day onward, to be a proud American, and show support on any issues my president and government sees fit, because they really do know best- just like the television show Father Knows Best, I’ll be drinking Guinness for the rest of my life. And yes, you guessed it, from now on I’m gonna call those black oily pints Freedom Pints! Cheers.