Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

well not like that's new eh? But still, when I'm rollin' I'm a goofy bastard.
I was just thinking, as I was rollin balls lying on the floor of charlie's living room over the vent in front of the mirror staring at my eyes (ummm btw when I'm rollin hard my eyes are absolutely goregous - AND I'm beautiful and glowing.) What if a normal person walked in and saw us?

First there's me ... wearing Charlie's phat pants now and hoodie cause I'm cold (even tho' I know I should cool off and etc. I was fucking cold ... weird because they were speedy rolls). And I'm just kind of staring into the mirror and mumbling something to the random people walking by and checking if I'm ok that I'm just perfect ... occassionally there's a boy snuggled up to my back just lying there helping me come down and whatnot ... on the sofa is a passed out girl, and on the floor there's a passed out couple ... either passed out or just melted into a giant cuddle puddle.

Not to mention earlier when Charlie got out the camera while I was insisting I had melted over the kids on the sofa and couldn't move but I really, really wanted to go out to the park and swing...

Also - I decided while rollin that I'm gonna stop having an eating disorder ... hehe ...
I'm such a goofy bastard.

And my best friend totally harshed my after-rollin mellow and that hurts. It upsets me. I am almost thinking we can't be best friends now because he ALWAYS does that to me ... and everyone at the house that night pointed out how much nicer it was to see me over there without him cause apparently I'm a totally different person and a so much better person and I think they're right. Agh! ... I want my after-rollin mellow back!

annnd my head is fuckin killing me. I need to drink more water I think.

How come we can put a man on the moon and we can't create an ecstasy like substance that lasts for like 7 years?

Civilization might fall apart... but I would still take it.

i want an ultimate space hit, hey lar, do you want me to edit your book? i'm pretty good at it, mc's happy with my work and i know there are some problems with your book. are you going to do another printing, i really liked it, being a big hitchhikers guide to the galaxy fan, and i can see that in your book

Jake, I need all the help I can get.

Edition One was edited by a professional who I paid money to (believe it or not).

Edition Two was edited by Linda who found and corrected over 200 mistakes

Edition Three (which is not out yet) is edited by me and I found another 50 mistakes and corrected some of the things we talked about.

If you want to hammer Edition 3 before it goes to press I would be eternally grateful.

effectively been made feel like a whore by my best friend ...

can someone just shoot me now?