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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:15 am

Rolling Stone - the worst music magazine ever - has posted the most boring listing of the top 500 songs of all time. I only read about it by accident and couldn't stop myself from reading it. I am stopping myself from going off an a ballistic rant by going off to drink wine and read Babar in bed with Henry. Having said that, when he falls asleep I might get come back down and explode.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:28 am

is this henry the civil servant i've read so much about
?

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:20 am

No. "Henry" is a name that Angelina Jolie adopts to keep the global press and my missus off her trail. To be honest all this subterfuge has lost it's zing. Same goes for Angelina. Thank god "Trevor" or as you know her, Charlie Theron is popping over for some slap and tickle this weekend, while Mrs Tommy gets her hair done.

sara · Post by **sara** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:10 am

subterfuge, that's another thing that I'd love to hear Tommy's explanation of -- you could give the dictionary's definition, but I'd really love to hear it in your own words -- let's see that silver tongue.

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:58 pm

Yer beginning to sound a lot like James Bond 007, there, Tommy. Or maybe Tommy is a code word too...

I agree Rolling Stone is pretty bad. What was it about this list that got you so riled? I read the Brits were doing some similar thing where they preselected 25 songs and asked people to vote for "best British song since 1977". And I was like how stupid to narrow it down like that! You know like okay...here's the winner from the 25 songs WE picked FOR you! No thanks!

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:56 am

I have in my possesstion the new NME called the 50 Coolest People in the World. Pete Doherty from the Libs is on the cover. McCutcheon is not on the list, so its obviously been rigged.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:01 am

I got the new Baby Shambles 45.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:37 pm

The nice thing about pax people is that they don't pass judgement. Many folk would find it odd that having got Angelina Jolie in the sack, I would then pass the time reading Babar. Bless your hearts for being so kind.

Tommy Martyn · Post by **Tommy Martyn** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:37 pm

To save any future confusion "Norman" is Selma Hayek.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:41 pm

Yeah, well stay away from Theodore (Natalie Portman)

marky · Post by **marky** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:57 pm

I got the new Baby Shambles 45.

I've actually heard some Baby Shambles that is quite good.

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