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Tom... how can you not like penises? (is that even correct?) They're so wonderful ... I am a huge fan of the male sexual organ. I personally find them to be one of the most beautiful things on the face of the earth.

It's even prettier than tits... and as a bisexual female, I also like tits. Okay, I like to look at them... and I love it when people worship mine (I definately love that).
Lie to me, it takes less time to drink you pretty.
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yeah...what can I say.

They just don't do it for me.
1 or 20 inches....don't care what ya got. Cause it's not going anywhere near me.

I admit to being selfish about that..otherwise I am very romantic and unselfish.... and I love sex. I just can't get past that particular hang up.

Pax acidus has turned all smutty and shit. And gay smut at that.

Filthy.
Last edited by Tom on Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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I always wanted Pax Acidus to be a gay porn site and now it is. Tasty.
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Pixie don't hold back in the hot threesome confessional potboiler you're currently doing "research" for. I'll proofread it for you. Also, I'll help you with the cover photo.
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Now Tommy - what would you do if I actually posted something as such... As you never know what I may do when drunk... or depressed and in need of amusement.

My latest adventure to get money is art modeling - because I can't manage to get a campus job, the other unis in the area have art schools and I'm not terribly shy. I wonder how well this will go over at Christmas when I tell my family that for the money they refused to send me, I took off my clothes for a group of art students and contacted out to independent artists... and even then I didn't buy groceries.
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I suppose they'd like it better than if you told them you took your clothes off for some dirty stinky old men in a strip club, although probably less lucrative...
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gay porn? :!:


-checks masculinity-

phew.
fuck that shit mother fucker, fuck that shit, fuck that
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