Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Tommy Martyn wrote:Whatever else you do Sloth, do not any account put this work up for one of those votes, like you do with the poetry. It is so fucking far beyond awful that there is a rare beauty in the level of lameness it attains.

I have two suggestions:

1) we vote for our favourite cliche from the above piece

OR

2) we all take turns to describe our mundane lives in the style of doobien.