Legal Meds Online

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:31 pm

Has anybody ever tried to order drugs off sites like this?

http://www.legalmedsonline.com/

I mean, they look pretty cheap. And I could use some of the drugs... for instance Valium for thise long plane rides to Europe... or those rainy days when you really need Valium.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 4:34 pm

I was thinking the same thing. I'm not sure about ordring online. But fuck me do I need Valium. Baby needs his beauty sleep.

cesxy · Post by **cesxy** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:38 am

damn! i juz cannot believe the prices of Valiums there in the States. I could get 100 pills of 10 mg V's here for only $28!

down a bottle of beer or two...pop some V's...fight the hit...great trip...real steady!

Chairman Mao · Post by **Chairman Mao** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:38 am

Depending on what sate your in, getting meds on-line can get the DEA on your ass in a heartbeat. Just ask my uncle who is serving 1-5 for it. I probably wouldn't get too woried though unless you live in the arm pit of america (the south east)

marky · Post by **marky** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:26 pm

Yeah, my first thought on seeing that site was it seemed really risky. Don't they even ask for a doctor's prescription for starters?

You know I just realized the riff for "Sweet Home Alabama" is almost identical to the one for "Werewolves of London". Isn't that weird? Not that I'm really a fan of either song...

tragic pixie · Post by **tragic pixie** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:06 pm

mmmm... I dunno; I'll try it out and let you all know what I think because the uni pharmacy won't refill my birth control pill script (Catholic school). We'll see what happens... lol it looks a bit dodgy doesn't it....

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:55 am

Catholics suck.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:31 am

and Protestants swallow.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:36 am

the head altar boy when I was young.

I remember my first mass -and being scared shitless. I forgot to bring the wine to the priest.

Plus I sang in the choir. Plus I served weddings on Saturday.
Plus I went on an altar boy retreat to an amusement park.

No I wasn't if you are thinking that.

I would have bit it off the old geezer and then served it as communion wafers to the congregation.

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:49 am

If Jesus could turn water into wine...

Does that mean he could turn pebbles into ecstasy pills?

Post by **Sloth** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:50 am

Even I would be a Christian if he did that...

TragicPixie · Post by **TragicPixie** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:32 am

yes they do... but... of course they gave me lots of money to go to their pretty good school.

Oh yeah... and mass gets me all horny and stuff... not sure why.

Maverick · Post by **Maverick** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:09 am

My girlfriend always had this fantasy of having sex with a priest and a nun on the altar...and she's not even Catholic. Sometimes mass just does that. I spent the majority of my time as an adolescent altar boy trying to see if there were any hot girls in the congregation, and when there were, fantasizing thatthey were looking at me and giving me secret signals to meet them after mass behind the altar. Almost made me spill my Holy Water.

Post by **Sloth** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:26 pm

I think Mass makes people horny because it is so boring that they have to fantasize about sex just to make it through the fucking thing alive without having their humanity completely sucked out of them.

TragicPixie · Post by **TragicPixie** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:49 pm

heh... yeah... I had the best group mastrubation experience during mass ... hehe... If there's a hell, I'm definately going just for that. We considered going to confession and saying that afterward just to see what would happen...