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We would have all been so lucky to be doing this well at 14.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/ ... index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/ ... index.html
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Oh teacher my teacher
Your breasts
with nipples erect
taught me of physics
Your ass
wide and deep
taught me the wonder of the grand canyon
Your flesh
wet and open
taught me of great rivers
running over hard rock
shaping and forming
I came in your stream
and imagined a life together
the ingredients of life
trickling down your leg.
my 14 year old body
shook and shivered
you laughed
and spoke of lessons learned
Waiting for the bell to ring
I zipped up pants
and left you
an apple on your desk
to eat
with nipples erect
taught me of physics
Your ass
wide and deep
taught me the wonder of the grand canyon
Your flesh
wet and open
taught me of great rivers
running over hard rock
shaping and forming
I came in your stream
and imagined a life together
the ingredients of life
trickling down your leg.
my 14 year old body
shook and shivered
you laughed
and spoke of lessons learned
Waiting for the bell to ring
I zipped up pants
and left you
an apple on your desk
to eat
It was
meant to be a joke...
I like to write absurd 'poetry' when I'm drunk.
It's good for the soul...
(Must have been the same reason I couldn't seem to find a way to log in that night!!)
I'm still completely exhausted from last night's Yankee/Red Sox game....don't know if anyone here saw it-but it was THE most exciting baseball game I've seen ever...(well-take that back-game 7 of last year's series makes the top of the list).
I like to write absurd 'poetry' when I'm drunk.
It's good for the soul...
(Must have been the same reason I couldn't seem to find a way to log in that night!!)
I'm still completely exhausted from last night's Yankee/Red Sox game....don't know if anyone here saw it-but it was THE most exciting baseball game I've seen ever...(well-take that back-game 7 of last year's series makes the top of the list).
If I'm making any sense, then I haven't made myself clear.
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NYSX
I've read it on-line a few times...and liked it.
It's kind of an odd bird....rare to see a sports mag mixed with humor....that stuff is usually reserved for political satire mags, etc....so it's kinda refreshing to read...
It's kind of an odd bird....rare to see a sports mag mixed with humor....that stuff is usually reserved for political satire mags, etc....so it's kinda refreshing to read...
If I'm making any sense, then I haven't made myself clear.
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you sonoffa
I'm so nervous I'm drinking my 3rd Guiness and pacing the room like crazy.
It's ok...you may be a brilliant writer...you just have HORRIBLE taste in teams.
Don't worry....we all need things in life we need working on.
I'm gonna get my ass kicked tomorrow night at the game. I'm just sure I'll be seated in the middle of a pack of rabid Met's fans....
Their fucking mascot was a BASEBALL THAT WALKED around waving 'have a bloody nice day folks'.....c'mon!!!
It's ok...you may be a brilliant writer...you just have HORRIBLE taste in teams.
Don't worry....we all need things in life we need working on.
I'm gonna get my ass kicked tomorrow night at the game. I'm just sure I'll be seated in the middle of a pack of rabid Met's fans....
Their fucking mascot was a BASEBALL THAT WALKED around waving 'have a bloody nice day folks'.....c'mon!!!
If I'm making any sense, then I haven't made myself clear.
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