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We would have all been so lucky to be doing this well at 14.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/ ... index.html
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She is hot! You know that detective is like, damn why not me!
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I'm sorry but I do not think women who look like that molesting boys should be a crime.
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right, it should be a class.
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in a perfect world
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This once again proves my point:

There is no justice in America!!!
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Your breasts
with nipples erect
taught me of physics

Your ass
wide and deep
taught me the wonder of the grand canyon

Your flesh
wet and open
taught me of great rivers
running over hard rock
shaping and forming

I came in your stream
and imagined a life together
the ingredients of life
trickling down your leg.

my 14 year old body
shook and shivered
you laughed
and spoke of lessons learned

Waiting for the bell to ring
I zipped up pants
and left you

an apple on your desk
to eat
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This one deserves a Pulitzer Prize! My hats off to the guest.
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It was

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meant to be a joke...

I like to write absurd 'poetry' when I'm drunk.

It's good for the soul...
;)

(Must have been the same reason I couldn't seem to find a way to log in that night!!)

I'm still completely exhausted from last night's Yankee/Red Sox game....don't know if anyone here saw it-but it was THE most exciting baseball game I've seen ever...(well-take that back-game 7 of last year's series makes the top of the list).
If I'm making any sense, then I haven't made myself clear.
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10 demerit points to myself for a sports related comment in this section

;)
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Do you read NYSX? I like that mag, sports and humour work for me.
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NYSX

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I've read it on-line a few times...and liked it.

It's kind of an odd bird....rare to see a sports mag mixed with humor....that stuff is usually reserved for political satire mags, etc....so it's kinda refreshing to read...
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Yanks down 2-0 in the 2nd subway. Go Mets!
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you sonoffa

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I'm so nervous I'm drinking my 3rd Guiness and pacing the room like crazy.

It's ok...you may be a brilliant writer...you just have HORRIBLE taste in teams.

Don't worry....we all need things in life we need working on.

I'm gonna get my ass kicked tomorrow night at the game. I'm just sure I'll be seated in the middle of a pack of rabid Met's fans....

Their fucking mascot was a BASEBALL THAT WALKED around waving 'have a bloody nice day folks'.....c'mon!!!
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make that 5-0!!!!!!!!!
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