Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

thanks mc, you have a way of making one feel extra glad to be back. i missed PA like a dear girl friend, which of course is putting it wrong, because i would not want to fuck this website.

never thought i would see the words sloth and engagement together in one sentance. wonders happen, even if there is nothing new under the sun.

more later, for sure.

WWelcome back Martino. The boards have been quite without you. Not much has changed in your absent. Played tennis with Jack Chiefton and after we drank beer on a glorious summer day. See you in Seattle when you come. Oh yeah, and The Sloth got engaged to a woman.

I never thought I'd see the words Sloth and woman together in one sentence.

yeah that's like mccutcheon and sober

I'd reply but I'm too fucked at the moment.

The future Mrs. Sloth is a one way ticket to Paris. The fact that I love her and she makes me feel loved as well is secondary. I can exist without love but not without Paris.

How Romantic. I hope I don't find out that this future Miss Sloth is a figment of your imagination, like the time you were doing GHB and thought you were having sex with Anna Nicole Smith and all you were really doing was jacking off with a bottle of baby oil.

ha ha well if that ever happened I don't remember it (the Anna Nicole Smith part not the jacking off part).