Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

What can I say?
It is better to haved loved and lost
Than to put linoleum in your living rooms?

-leroi jones

(beat poet)

we had a beat party last night. it was fun, at least better than putting linoleum on the living room floor and a temporary cure for loving and losing -- rosie, we smoked it up, laughed our asses off, and said, "wish you were here."

Well I didn't mean to lose it like that, but I tried to encourage someone who was obviously down, and then I get a response like getting thumped on my stupid head? Your lifestyle starting to make you bitter and violent Mc?

I find it funny you assume I know WHO Rosie is talking about Mc. To me, it's a blank face without a name. And the "interesting people": I was not CALLING them piss stains, I was merely using that as a metaphor in an attempt to not sound cliche. "They are but stars in the sky" now that would have sounded lame.

But, you call me a crybaby or stupid again: Rock on brother man, I hope it makes you pop a hard on.

rosie is resurectted and wearing a bindi.
i have relinquished all anger into a manic surge of creativity. my ego is coming back and i feel super tough like teflon.
it helped rawking out last night to a dj who spins old vinyls, a great collection , hawkin is his name. he played the best g and r cuts without begging . sabbath , judas ,eric b and rakim, so good, so much. it made me forget my sorrow. t the tiger, a friend, said he was wearing a liverpool shirt , liverpool being his home town. we decided it made him super fresh.
crossed the street with a friend, mk , and danced all night. sandwiched by a woman that looked like frankenstein and her counterpart uncle fester, they started molesting me and eating my candy necklace and bindi. mk, grabbed me away and then the girls started kissing him, fuck it was crazy.
rosie feels better crew, sorry for ranting and taking valuable space up. i still mean what i said, and i do think there is social etiquette, but even i am not sure when to exercise it. friends are valuable and you shoudn't abuse them. this is the lesson learned. you can't keep a dog on the porch and you can't make someone love you.
the most important lesson is not to use linoleum or even worse, marmoleum in your fucking living room.
p.s. kyle i have stitched your underwear on a fabulous quilt to keep you warm during cold nights at the boxing day parties to come. hopefully, i will still get invited.

what's the matter with you people?

linoleum ist tops for any room! i'm talking about the proper stuff made with linseed oil and cork and not any of that plastic imitation shit. you can get it in any fucking great color and it ages beautifully. as a natural product it doesn't load itself with static electricity which, in in other flooring products, attracts filth.

what's the alternative? carpeting is unhygenic and causes burn marks when you fornicate on it. hardwood??? what are you, some kind of a yuppie?

and you, jc: you oughta be ashamed of yourself, attacking mac on his very own site. if this was my homepage i would have kicked your ass of f of it a long time ago. i think you are a malefactor. the booze won't help. reform!

J.C. gets kicked off all the time but just keeps coming back. I love him for it.

Yep, you nailed it Martino.. I define evil. I am so evil you should see some of the looks I get on the street. I see fear in everyones eyes. I am a menace to society and I was damned to hell from the beginning. Good Observation!

Or.. I guess I could start kissing everyone's ass, that would probably make you happy, wouldn't it Martino? Smoochy smoochy, expose those cheeks for me Martino, Smoochy smoochy. Oh yeah, you telling me to reform? haha haha..hahuh..Yes mom, i'll take that into consideration as well. Mommy Martino, nice ring to it.

Hey Martino-

Since I've obviously been in one foul ass mood for weeks now, I think I'll tell you my opinion on you since you so delightfully refered to me as a 'malefactor' which is completely absurd if you ever met me.

I've been contributing longer here than you have buddy, and I'm almost willing to assume that you have attacked more people and have made more presumptious comments in your short stint than I have for the year and a half i've been babbling here.
Maybe not, but like I said, I don't give a shit anymore.
Lets see now: Great Martino philosophy, by Martino ballsacko

"this sure ranks a nine-point-three on my weird-shit-o-meter" (j)

some other people: i find home truths hard to bear. if it was me who had gotten dumped, and somebody told me my feelings were of no concern in comparison to matters of cosmic importance, well then... but I don't want to get violent on this splendid forum

how about boorishly drunk or intoxicated boor?

And while I am in a nasty mood let me talk about this Wal-Mart business. In my view Americans don't expect to be treated friendly, because if they did, they wouldn't accept being buggered by the likes of Enron managers or by the electoral system. What Americans want is servility: they want service staff to stoop.


I myself have my problems with American women who are easily scared or even pissed by anything ungentle in conversation. This is middle-class cultural hegemony in my book.

et tu?

insert quotes for those last four statements, and now it's time to go do something important, like eat, i feel as though i've been starving myself lately and it's not making my system happy. Anyways Martino, no hard feelings, like I said I'm quite likeable in life, and I don't cut anyone down. But once I get the chance through writing, I seem to make up for my bitterness that cant be expressed in person. vive la buffet pizza.

ballsacko!

Hey JC, I've been monitoring your stupid, ignorant rhetoric for a few days now. Consider all the time you've wasted here arguing about unproductive, ignorant bullshit. Just think of all the productive things you could have been doing instead of being childish. Why don't you go get it out of your system at a playground or something. That's where we take my 2 year old niece to get it out of her system. Come back to the adult's table when you're ready to be a big boy. Oh, and Rosie you go girl!!! We all feel like that sometimes!!!

umk daily... "you go girl?" now thats cheesy

Rosie, im glad to hear you are doing better, still coming to my party?

Okay, okay......geez! I was just trying to be constructive. I guess the way I should've put it is just keep your chin up and keep going. I heard a great quote yesterday: "I don't know enough to be a pessimist." You never know, this could turn out to be a good thing for ya! You just never know what's gonna happen next in this life.

Daily bro-

I am being productive with my life currently, this is my playground where I retreat to. Isn't the internet supposed to be anarchy, free speech no matter how mindless it is? Please don't hold me up to any "adult" standards here, and I'll try not to do the same to you. But when you start getting attacked from a couple of sides, why not be an asshole? You can't get very far in life without being one occassionaly, now have a good day man.

Nothing can quite get me down after the week I've had. I'm like iron.

Oh man, I feel like a spreading plague, drving people away, now Martino might not be coming back like I've chased away others (apparently). Maybe I should do Mac the pleasure and leave once and for all.