my blue eyes

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:04 am

If anyone is interested, holy shit, I think I've just realized how potent my blue eyes are. I think the rest of my life my pupils have been to dilated. And holly fuck do I like that KK the girl from Beckham movie and oh shit I'll post more latter. But the British babe. Paris Hilton no need to reply.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:11 am

are you talking about Keira Knightley from Bend it Like Beckham?

she was good in that one but i feel she was pale besides j depp in that caribbean pirate movie.

they say she is gonna be the new bond girl, james bond, -- : who cares, i stopped watching that shit a long time ago

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:20 pm

I need some James Bond. Don't do drugs and post kids. Or you will end up like me.

tashasimone · Post by **tashasimone** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 3:30 pm

Well Mr. Blue eyes, I would ordinarily agree with your comment about your eyes if it werent for the comment about he girl from that movie- She was sooo not attractive, C'mon sweetie, you got better taste than that, assuredly! DOn't make me have to start commin back around to remind you of what a real woman is like again!

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:18 am

Taahsah kisses to you. well i know this sounds like neopshitism, but really when it's late at night and you are looking into a mirror (sic) or is that (snort) and you are startled by your ouwn eyes what is it? I'm no longer handsom, it's offical, I'm fat and drunk (which has it's own rewards) but really, fuck me. fuck me? I just might.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:14 am

If I stay this way and learn to write can I be Richard Yates, or at least Hemmingway? Do I have to kill myself, or learn to write? Chicken or egg, egg was playing chicken with the writer who drove it off the road to prove what came first; sentence structure or voice, and chicken and egg made a big fucking scramble of it all. Or was that just contemporary fat fuck blue eyes. ME!

Or not me, always done by someone else. Rold Dalh (sp- I mean Tommy said even his parents couldn't spell his name) was a great short story writer Chocolate and Peaches- fruit and sweets being the sweet cock and pussy of the world- and R.D. was a big fan of the exclamation mark !!! In both his kids stories and adult. And though I struggle I still get hard!!!!!!!!!! And fuck!!!!!! And vote and move to NYC and kill myself and make love and try to be dramatic!!!!!!

And you can't really justify writing an adverb after all these !!!! So why bother. And this leads us to life. After all the !!!! Why bother? For the more !!!!! Exclamation marks? Hemmingway said, Ã¢â‚¬Å“No matter how bad it gets, it always gets better.Ã¢â‚¬? WOW!!! What a writer. A writer writes, he doesn't speak, big H also said that.

I've been watching a lot of Australian films lately- Strange Planet had the very cute actress de jour and cool cat and drinker from 21 Grams in it, what is here name? I'm sure you know. Ã¢â‚¬Â¦.Time out, now I know how Michael Musto or whatever that talentless fuck from the Village Voice makes his living, he gets tipsy and starts hitting the keys, just to do it and sees what happensÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.and back to the OZ films since tonight Jackson won all the Golden Globes, and he might be from Kiwi, but for this Yank who has seldom been south of the equator it's good enough, okay enough of my MM Village Voice rip offs, Pax Acidus deserves better. And so I also watched this film called...Maybe it was called Strange fitls of Passion, or whatever it wa called it was about a girl, plain and all that, except that she was in this film, so instead of being the palin girl that lives next door to you she is a MOVIE STAR, evenn thopguh, an OZ one, but that didn't stop you from watching the G>G. and rooting for Nichole Kidman, Masters and Masterbaters, and the guy from the Matrix who talks without moving his mouth. Oh yeah, the other film I watched was The Bank staring that guy from TV who goes after lost people on a Tuesday or Thursday night, and he has gained a lot of weight, I can sympathize, mid twenties and drinking all the time the LB's do start to catch. Maybe we should move to France. But anyway he was also on Frasher (sp-again and not the last time and given the hour and the drink I'm sure I made more----it's 8am and I'm drinking coffee--haha.) So where and what was I on about? Frashier and starred in the good cop flick Lanatna.

So where were we? Down Under where the puke runs backwards when you toss up vegimite? Damn I am losing steam, and don't care much anymore about the state of things- Kerry has got a lead in the Democratic race- two machines are on Mars and sending back pictures-me I have nothing to say today, except I can't believe Venus in Furs is out of the Australian. Jane Campion was the first director to get Meg Ryan to show her tits on film, do you think she can get Venus in Furs to show me her tits in public? I'd like that. But I bet I'm not the only guy. Or only person, I bet Martina NataIsuckpussywhiledrinkingBudvar wouldn't mind. But I'm a shit for saying so. I blame it on the film SwimFan, directed by a Kangaroo. Don't you haye or love when watching crap DVD's when you go to the special features and the director and actors are acting or directing so seriously, and you're like I just watched the film you made and it's crap. Have you got no talent that you can't see it. At least the DVD technology will allow people in the subarbs to make decent films, just don't do what they do on crap DVD;'s.

And the Crock hunter with the bad haircut who dangled his baby over a, well, yeah you guessed it, a croc, is ah, well, he is off the Captain Hook. Baby safe and all that. But wouldn't really like that geezer for my dad. Not because he would hold me over a live cock on TV, but because he is god damn ugly- did I mention the bad haircut as well? Yes I did. I got good genes in the handsome pool. Along with the alcoholic, depressive, fat, Packers fan genes as well. But hell I'm from Wisconsin. What can you expect?

Oh wait!!!!!! I really did have a point to make. I mean at 34 I should have at least something to say, but my mom is knocking on the door and telling me it's past my bedtime. So I gotta go.

On parting I say, watch movies on your own. Fuck on your own. And before Simmon Rex can say this is all self-indulgent ramblings and that I should die, well yeah maybe. ButÃ¢â‚¬Â¦..Ã¢â‚¬?come on mom, just one more sentence, I'm writing about how Brett Farve better not retire, okay thanks momÃ¢â‚¬?Ã¢â‚¬Â¦.let me say I hope you die first Simon Rex ya cunt. You forgot, or never got that only I can make fun of Sloth or Mav, because I earned it. This is Pax Acidus. I do this for the cold or warm day in 1997. Yeah, fuck off cunt. To the rest of you XXXXXX Kisses and Hugs OOOOOO !!!!!!! Good Night to all- and to all a good shag.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:02 pm

By know means is this an inditement of you, MC, but these are lyrics I'm quite fond of. Thought you might like them.
"17 had a better dream
now I'm 33, and it isn't me
but I'd think of something better if I could."
--Adam Duritz from "Friends and Lovers."

Post by **mccutcheon** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:15 pm

Sometimes I really shouldn't drink and post. And sometimes I should. But last night was not one of those times. Best movie I've watched lately was an Argintinian flick called -- translated-- The Nine Queens. Martino you would like this one.

sara · Post by **sara** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:52 pm

burnt face jake,

I know what you're talking about -- all my friends.

My friend covers that song at our little local bar. There's a long story about why that is really the most fitting song for his life, but brevity is supposed to be the soul of something, so I know what you mean, and because of my friend, I'm very fond of that song too.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:15 am

I don't get those lyrics. To paraphrase Tom Robbins I never went in for those 'I'd rather...be fishing or wehatever' bumper stickers. Because if I'd rather be doing it I would. I never want to fuck a famous person, I never want to go to Mars (it'd take too long and the drinks would run out) and there is a hell of a lot of other stuff I'd rather not do. I think as long as I can stay unfake it will be okay. --What a fucking sentence. So ugly yet, poetry for assholes, hmmm? I'd rather not compromise. But then again this one time in Greece I played this game Ã¢â‚¬ËœI never' with all these beautiful girls from all over the world and well you see it got me into all the wrong kind of great trouble. So for arguments sake, let's say I'd rather be playing Ã¢â‚¬ËœI never.' For more on Ã¢â‚¬ËœI never' read my second novel, which I hope doesn't die with me.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:17 am

Oh wait, I'd rather be doing a book signing. Those are lots of fun. But only if I earned it.

martino · Post by **martino** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:41 am

"neopshitism": that's a great one for sure

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:59 pm

"I never went in for those 'I'd rather...be fishing or wehatever' bumper stickers."

I don't know, I just don't buy that. I've spent some time with you in which you would rather be fishing, we all do. But yeah you do try to make the most of things, most of the time, but never never...

tashasimone · Post by **tashasimone** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:18 pm

Well it seems nothing has changed around here. Still getting drunk and talking shit. I have missed this so much.

It's funny, we live in a world where everyone is more concerned with whether or not Janet did it on purpose, or if Nick and Jessica are going to break up than if the draft will be reinstated, and all i can do is sit back and laugh, and get beligerent about it all.

"everybody's trying to make us another century of fakers," I think was the quote from B&S, that sums it all up quite clearly. I miss you guys.

Post by **mccutcheon** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 8:38 pm

we miss you too. or at least I do. Today I laid in bead and watched the Fans Only DVD, it's the twee B&S thingy. But Stuart looked super hot at Conchella. This year Radiohead play and all the girls will tinkle.

also I was walking down the street, instead of stumbling and Rachael Trachenburg is on the front cover of Time Out kids. She's the daughter for the family musicians once of Seattle.