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by Tommy Martyn
Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:45 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: Luis Bunuel?
Replies: 41
Views: 14302

Luis Bunuel?

Brett, you like insults as much as the next guy..... as long as the next guy is a foul mouthed cunt, surely. For the record Brett, my favourite movie of all time is Crocodile Dundee. It still strikes me as fresh and amusing when I stumble across it late at night. Martin I cannot lie, you wound me. I...
by Tommy Martyn
Mon Jun 02, 2003 5:30 pm
Forum: Pictures
Topic: Luis Bunuel?
Replies: 41
Views: 14302

Luis Bunuel?

So her begineth the next lesson. Same as the last lesson on this dull as dishwater site. Somebody finds an item. They post something along the lines of, "I like this." This unleahes a torrent of other souls who,you guessed it,like it too. The end result: I"m fab,you're fab,we're all fab. No original...
by Tommy Martyn
Sat May 31, 2003 10:09 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Elephant
Replies: 43
Views: 3598

Elephant

Mark, being positive seems to be a thing with you. Why? There is so much in this world to be to be negative about. Back to the story. Criticisms is a plural, earlier in the thread I mentioned that in my world "half decent" is, indeed, a compliment. I also addressed lousy swimmer. I did also mention ...
by Tommy Martyn
Sat May 31, 2003 9:20 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Elephant
Replies: 43
Views: 3598

Elephant

Mark,

time and space etc. I love the line, "I could care less if someone wants to criticize Buckley." Put your hand on your heart now. Is that really true.
by Tommy Martyn
Fri May 30, 2003 4:09 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Elephant
Replies: 43
Views: 3598

Elephant

Mark, I am kind of pushed for time so I can't go into the amount of detail I would like but bear with me on the salient points. Firstly, please read and respond to what is printed up on the page. This is vital, as is sets the context and limits the debate. Secondly,if you are presenting an argument ...
by Tommy Martyn
Fri May 30, 2003 12:31 am
Forum: Lovers not Fighters
Topic: The Sloth & Linda
Replies: 45
Views: 6396

The Sloth & Linda

Dearest Mav,

I hope that wha.. is not the noise you emit on begining an orgasm brought on by images of animals fucking.
by Tommy Martyn
Tue May 27, 2003 9:40 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Elephant
Replies: 43
Views: 3598

Elephant

Mark, it is refreshing to see such passion and enthusiasm for an artist. It speaks well of you but will be of no help in your losing battle with those twin demons,logic and reality. Not since I spent a summer teaching GED equivalency classes to adults, have I encountered such horrendous reading comp...
by Tommy Martyn
Sat May 24, 2003 11:28 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Elephant
Replies: 43
Views: 3598

Elephant

A good looking kid with a great voice and one half decent CD. Can't think of a better reason to permanently disfigure my arm. Whoops. Yes I can actually. Sad to say that dear old Jeff was a talented artist and a lousy swimmer. If he hadn't made his Drake/Curtis/Cobain manouvre then we wouldn't have ...
by Tommy Martyn
Thu May 22, 2003 5:24 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Seattle
Replies: 25
Views: 2668

Seattle

This is for Brett (and any other impending parents) I see you have already made several expensive baby purchases. When deciding on quality and quantity of these things you have to contemplate how many kids you are planning to have. Baby items can take a beating. If you're going to be re-using them t...