Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Granny finds me saucy.

The ladies call me Massive Meat Missile. Or M cubed for short.

BET is a subsidary of Viacom. Robert Johnson started BET and sold it to Viacom. He pocketed 1.5 billion on the deal and is still CEO and Chairman. He also owns an NBA team. Robert Johnson is black and fucking loaded.

Well that's it for the NHL for the next year or so. Good thing I'm a baseball fan.

Shall I bring my surfboard?

What chokes my chicken is that every time a Vancouver team come close to resembling a winner the fans of this burg turn in to Neandarthals and start all kinds of dumbass riots. Throwing stones at cops, overturning cars, smash and grabs at the Gap. It turns into a violent version of Gaza. Why can't w...

I'm moving to Calgary;

www.flamesgirls.com

I'm not a man or machine, I'm just something in between, Whoa a whoa whoa a whoa
I'm out of love, a dynamo, just touch the button and let me go, you and me we've got to go, ready? ready! Fire!!!!

Loverboy.

All Hat by Brad Smith. He's a Canadian, so I don't know if you can find it in New York, but you should be able to. It's a pretty sweet read. I read Vernon God Litle as well, the wife didn't like it but I thought it was alright. Okay, here's a list: Lost Souls, Resurrectionists and Emerald Undergroun...

Actually, I believe you have a Zoologist on your ass.

That's funny. The girl who drives around getting high is calling someone else retarded. You very funny girl.

The US has banned a documentary on Fidel Castro that Oliver Stone made. Bush figures you'll want to move to Cuba or some shit. Why do the people at the rally's in the mid -east always have framed portraits of a some Ayattolah? Do they grab these off the mantle before hurrying off tho the rally? Meet...

I'm picking up my Jeep Wrangler today. It'll look good parked beside my Ford Explorer and towing my ski boat, which gets about 3 miles to the gallon. My gas comes from Alberta, but you can never trust those crazy cowboys. It's just a matter of time before their plans of world domination become publi...

I have two dogs. A golden Retriever and a Nova Scotia Duck Toller. We just shaved them. Now we point and laugh in an attempt to crush what's left of their spirit. I also have a cat. Fucking nuisance. Here's a fun party trick for your cat: Get a scrunchie from your make-up bag and put in around his s...

That's the same as here. They can wear a turban on motorcycles with no helmet. The Indian cops wear turbans wirth badges stuck to the front and no hats. Oh Happy turban days. Thank you come again.