Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I wish I could go to sleep up in the corner of this room. Like a spider I'd spin a web and sleep in the rafters. I'd watch the people come and go and wonder what they were thinking. Did you find love? I'd be alone and that would be good. I could watch the world go by from the comfort of my perch. So...

That's nice. Thanks. You never know, she might like the part about the boys in tight pants.

I wonder if I can be the man she wants me to be. I feel trapped in a life that is not my own. Who am I? I don't have a fucking clue. There was a time when i was confident in my self. A time when I believed immortal. Those days have left me. I am alone and weary. My wife is a wonderful woman. A woman...

Strange power I know not what thee art
Murderer or Mistress of my heart
I know I'd rather meet the blow
Of my most unrelenting foe
Than live - as I live now to be -
Slain twenty times a day by thee

I don't know who wrote this but I love it.

The Brothers Karomozov. Input?

Right you are Mccutcheon. A single flower is always more dramatic than a bunch. A bunch is a deal, you know, buy 11 get the 12th one free. Roses are sexy, but my personal favourite is the daisy. There is just something so sweet and perfect about the daisy. White innocence on the outside, golden heat...

Ooh, I asked before but I'm not sure you saw it. Is there any way to get a copy of your book?

Cheer up 'h'. Life is grand and the sun is shining. The more time you spend being pissed off the less time you have to enjoy the little things. I think Valentines is a joke as well, but if it makes others happy it's all good with me. My wife says I don't do enough for Valentines. I sent a singing te...

You drinking Jack, Jack?

I have to disagree. Neil Diamond man. He's one bad ass mamma jamma.

How come Ross Rebliagti couldn't get into the states because he smoked pot 4 years ago but your President can lead the most pwerful country in the world while he's snapped up on Coke?

You are a strange bunch of characters.

When is a Nazi not a Nazi?

How about Dean Martin? Now that's class.

David Usher. Brilliant driving music. It's all about sex and diamonds.