Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

These guys are truly a bunch of idiots.

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That's not a dog, it's a freaking horse. When are we going to hike Rainier?

She ordered something but they sent her the wrong size. It's for woman in the 10 - 16 size range. Why would they even make those?

I've seen the Polar Express 4 times and Finding Nemo about a dozen.

It's my birthday today. I'm hoping kim got an outfit from threewisheslingerie.com. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My wife and I had sex in a rooftop pool in Caracas. The peope in the apartment complex across the street gave us a standing ovation.

I have some friends coming to NY and i told them i have a friend there who is a cool DJ that can show them all the good spots to party. Since he's unavailable I was hoping I could give them your number. (kidding) Let me know if this is okay.

Real clutch.

I think 2 little savages is enough. Any more and you're outnumbered. I don't want to end up living in the garage fearing that my little wannabe Lord of the Flies will run out of food and come looking for Daddy.

I've had both mutts from the SPCA & purebreads. In my experience I would only buy a dog from a breeder so i can meet its parents and get a good feel for its tempermant. Two out of three dogs i got from the pound had to be put down due to their fondness for human flesh. The two dogs I got from br...

Kim and I just had another baby boy. Zackery john. You should have another baby Tommy/Tony, then your mother-in-law come come visit and tell you that all Muslims and Hindus are cult members destined for hell.

I do believe that people throw around the Nazi comparison a little too freely these days.

My Country Club has grass courts, if you ever make it back to Vancouver we'll go up there and pretend we're at Wimbledon. Then we can have some beers and you can try to pick up some trophy wives.

My dogs are named Yogi and Cash, I also have a cat named Satchel. I recently tore up my ankle trying to rob a guy of a home run with leap at the fence. Now the fucking cat spends all night walking, sitting, sleeping on my mangeled ankle. I hate that fucking cat, I have actualy begun to go out of my ...

Turns out my dad has a secret family and I have a sister. Needless to say, It's been a rather interesting few months. How is everyone else doing?