Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

I wonder what a better use for human flesh would be? A strange and somewhat unsettling comment.

My brother is flying in from Halifax today. We're going to drink spiced rum and smoke Cuban cigars. Glad to hear your in love, H. Although, to be fair, I was unaware that you were out of love.

I like to think of him as the poor man's Tommy Martyn.

We will be here all Christmas and would love to hook up for some dinner. Call me when you get home from Mexico, you have my home number, my work nomber is 888-878-6356. If that doesn't work try 604-658-3041. We stll have the Jagermeister from your last visit......

Mexico is wonderful. My basbeall team used to have it's spring training in Northern Mexico. It was amazing, we'd play on dirt fields with half buried tires as fences while drunken Mexicans marvelled at our 19 yeard old asses. After the games there would be barbeques, drinking and dancing. Awesome ti...

I wish I could get tickets to the outdoor NHL game that is going to be played in Edmonton. That would be sweet.

Secretly? I prefer the NFL as well. Just don't tell anyone.

You miss the point my wee friend. Watching some 250 pound troglodyte rush 3 times for 3.4 yards is as exciting as watching paint dry. Give me some airborne attacks over the vastly overrated crap that is the NFL anyday. The players in the CFL may not be as good as the payers in the NFL, but they stil...

Me see Dumd and Dumberer last night. Fell more smart like for sen it.

Oh yeah, Edmonton's QB is a fella by the name of Ricky Rae. You should get a good look at him because he will follow in the footsteps of Warren Moon and Jeff Garcia and head south for the money within two years.

Packers, Bucs and Panthers suck. Want some bad ass action? Check out the Grey Cup this weekend. Tons of passing and big plays. None of this 3 yrad rushing bullshit that the NFL force feeds you and then has the balls to call it 'Smashmouth".

What, exactly, is beyong genius?

Kim leaves on Monday. I'm free from then until next Sunday. I'm probably going to head south on Thursday. Maybe we have party at cabin? Maybe we have party in Seattle?

When's the party?

I did the old catch and wipe at about 4:00 this morning before I got up for work. I'd be a horrible Mormon, I pass the time of a border line up by polishing the pope. As a matter of fact, I believe that if I didn't regularly toss the titan I'd explode and cause harm to those that I love the most.