Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

(this should have been posted a few days ago but i was busy with a 48 hour birthday bash. life is great!) jacko, well you got me on this one for sure. i am very impressed with all the effort you took to re-read and to quote my posts. certainly, your selections prove that i am one bitter motherfucker...

"this sure ranks a nine-point-three on my weird-shit-o-meter" (j)

what's the matter with you people? linoleum ist tops for any room! i'm talking about the proper stuff made with linseed oil and cork and not any of that plastic imitation shit. you can get it in any fucking great color and it ages beautifully. as a natural product it doesn't load itself with static ...

rosie: any mutha who dumps you should have his head examined. and get de balled as well, preferably mac: it's your site dammit, say what you want some other people: i find home truths hard to bear. if it was me who had gotten dumped, and somebody told me my feelings were of no concern in comparison ...

ooh, you twechowous twickster. well this is the wast stwaw, you scwewy wabbit

(count the 'r's in that!)

welcome to the style-free zone

h: get a new ignition lock. not too expensive when purchased used from a junk yard. you will have to get acccostomed to carrying two different car keys in your pocket. sure beats blowing an undesirable tho

r: my favorite is "unconscionable fuckpig". has never failed me yet

rosie -- thanks for your interest which i really do appreciate

mac --- if you were schizo you'd change your identity every now and then too. just joking

a wack-ass guy from australia, to boot.

enthusiastic because the "falling towers" will hopefully wake people up? fuckinell, report that to the sanitation department

rosie, once again: can't hack it, because i don't truss it. i was going to write a long (and for me topical) piece about adultery: about how there is a thin line between being either justifiably polyamorous and sexy on the one hand, and being unconscionably sneaky on the other. and how difficult it ...

your posting is of great interest sarah but i miss your point of reference. or was rosie's letter of a private nature? or am i just stupid?

martino "da fonz" balsamico

i found it hard to continue listening to the end of "any other city" and wonder indeed why this kind of crap gets hyped here. life without buildings may be inspired by pleasantly dated 1980's stuff such as television, japan, gang of four, et al, but i am not able to recognize where they mo...

holy jesus mccutcheon, i am gobsmacked. you have made my day, my week, my month...

"how to become immortal":
don't die!,
alternatively:
win the affection of a child
or make a movie that people don't forget
or say something nice to mccutcheon, who will then
write a poem that kills you

two quotes to kick off the day

"nobody knows less about syntax than I" (marcel proust)

"a poor artist borrows ideas, but a good artist steals them" (igor stravinsky)

mum's the word