Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

ooh, you got my payment already? well then i'm impressed by the speed of british mail! but as the beasties said, i got the skills to pay the bills... daily terror: i am willing to forfeit my bigus dickus title since, on reflection, it does has a slightly presumptuous nature not totally befitting my ...

i always say, if he uses a black & decker, better go find another dentist. this is a joke: you know what the german word 'landstuhl' means? well, you could translate it as 'country shit'. but really. i enjoyed your post. not sure about the fellating and cunnilinguating (this isn't the right expr...

ooh: frankfurt, sure. come and say hi if you can make it. perhaps by the time you leave frankfurt you will then say high (to use your parlance). diplomatics: well actually, it wasn't me but i was travelling at one point last summer with this bloke from a south central european country... can't suppl...

and rosie honey: prague in july would be swell. they make the very best absinthe there. (by the way, i always have a bottle of full-strength sebor at home and in the office).

i will probably be in spain in july, but who knows? will keep PA informed

yeah!!!! this is fucking great!!! i'm gonna tell my secretary to file this under "red letter events"! ooh: : i run 2-3 hours a week. i go to the gym every 3 days. i play tennis whenever i can. i have been said to be vigorous in bed too, but i don't want to brag, of course. i can't travel w...

rosie, upon looking at what i wrote i realise that it does sound like i am poking fun at you. my mistake. my bad. no intention whatsoever. mea culpa -- and sorry, sweetie. sometimes it is difficult to write what you feel -- no, what i feel --, without being overly smoothe or ironic. even though i am...

let's make it seven fifty. a deal?

so you want to be a writer, mac? who the hell gave you that idea? you *are* a writer, dammit. you are a writer because you write, and the fact that you make no money off it does not change what you are. you are not only a writer, but a mighty fine one too. don't be worrying too much about not yet be...

i have no need for yet another dorky t-shirt but i would bribe for the privilege to also be designated bigus dickus on this b board

yes i know it's against the rules but that what bribing is for

maybe you could auction this on ebay as well


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martino "le grand fromage" balsamico

oh man, sometimes i wish i was 30 again but when i think of all the hangovers i had to endure since then... for me it was easy: at 30, i had a newborn child in the apartment so i had to take care of the not inconsequential business of making money. everything else worked out as it is written in the ...

rosie, as usual, you know more than just about anybody else i can think of. please tell me: did you have to suffer a lot for all your wisdom and personality or did it come easy? thanks muchly for the advice. i will try the over-the-counter stuff if it is available locally. re your questions. an even...

it's hard to be an old fart. i find it increasingly difficult to chill out. typically, i spend an evening out drinking smoking and sniffing a few semismall lines, and get home by about five in a splendid condition. but in recent months something has changed: i wake up after two or three hours and sp...

this is revolting and depressing. and incomprehensible, although not totally unusual. i'd find it hard to bear if something like this happened in my neighborhood. like as if (for lack of a better expression -- sorry, english is not my first language) my territory had been besmirched. you have my sym...

i would never say anything like that about your weird shit, sarah

check out ovid demaris, "america the violent", for a neat theory of the history of violence in america. ray brown's statement is right, i say. and mainstream assholes like charlton heston agree with him, i have to admit. but in all fairness i need to say that america is the place where dem...