Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

i agree: when you get right down to it, fucking easy is what it is.

some things are best kept secret.

hope y'all had a great birthday bash and / or weekend!

it's a blinding bright spring day in europe, but i'll be drinking to your health as soon as the sun goes down. cheers, kampei, zum wohl und prost: all the best for another year!

rosie honey, sorry to have missed the boat -- or, as it were, sorry you think this is the case. i do not strive to be interesting. i try not to bore, that's all. fair enough, wouldn't you say? i try to fit the message to the media. since this is not a philosophical message board i try to keep it lig...

being spiritual is cool. every few days or so i wake up in the morning and say to myself, "mb, your ass is spiritual." i look in the eyes of people i love and i see more than words can describe or money can buy. and that's cool too. branding yourself as a spiritual-type person, in the mark...

mac: in virtue of your obvious qualifications, you might consider joining me to go to the annual International Air Guitar Competition which once again will take place in finnland in july. i didn't get any award last year but i have been practicing hard.

i have to leave town for a few days so i decided to send sloth a quick job right now. really low-res and probably useless. i was able to photoshop away the fat and paste some hair on but couldn't get rid of the tired eyes. but anyway, this was taken at 4 in the morning, and i thought i'd leave a lit...

well, mccutthroat, i can't send in a picture of me right now because i am a short fat bald guy. however, give me a few days and i will use my photoshop skills to try to whip up something presentable.

oops rosie honey, i missed that post. sorry.

white stains? and white lines on the house? yes ma'm!

hookers? nope, i kicked that habit a long time ago.

well, the name of the file was "amanda-wallpaper.jpg", so i kinda guessed

well, the name of the file was "amanda-wallpaper.jpg", so i kinda guessed

hmm, lets see. mac with freshly-washed hair and a gormless smile? i'm none too impressed, to be quite honest. slothman as pool shark? not bad. you should continue working on the anthony quinn looks, ooh. but who is this astonishing, big brown-eyed beauty with the arched brows and the luminescent ski...

well fuck that. they want you to add padding so they can put a higher price on the book. this is another example of how sick the publishing industry is.

you two have the knack of giving me the impression i am missing out on some great fun by the way, they say some of the pussy-fried bicycle saddles from the queen video are on sale on ebay. i wouldn't vouch for their authenticity though - i think it sounds like one of these real-splinter-from-the-hol...

wow rosie sweetie i'd like to try waxing pussy some time as an antidote to a hangover. sounds real good. your post reminded me of a crazy tv show i saw last time i was in london. the show was about various people's weird skills, which they were supposed to display in a competition. at the end of the...