Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

personally i appreciate the compliments about krautland - thanks, mcc. great idea to start a film & music thread. but tykwer sucks. run lola run is a stupid movie. mtv-style editing as the new nouvelle vague? why would anybody think that? and franka potente (lola) is a dumb, self-righteous, char...

yeah that's right rosie, it's high time for the return of the merkin. i doubt however that one would find great commercial success in associating it with herpes and other social diseases although i have heard that the merkin was originally invented for lousy people, i mean people suffering from lice...

rosie: this is what they call brooklyn style over here in europe (but I'll be fucked if I know why):

bleach it platinum blonde. treat and condition for increased curliness and shine. trim and comb.

the peroxide stings but you don't get the ingrown follicles and the stubble. nice and smoove.

re-threading this conversation to a totally superfluous direction... blame is indeed one of the ugliest words in your lovely english language. but not as bad as my all-time favorite which is 'ointment'. A really disgusting word, when you think about it, but even worse if you say it 10 times quickly....

me, i like it brooklyn style, baby

eeew... clotted come sounds disgustingly british. maybe a result of eating all those scones with clotted cream. i don't know enough about the consistancy of other peoples ejaculate, rosie. to each his own... maybe we should do some research and then write a book. come to think of it, I recently hear...

best short-term repair to the funky-jiz syndrome: lots and lotsa pineapple juice. gives an acceptable taste within 12 hours.

worst thing to eat before getting blown: asparagus. and you better believe it.

Well fuck all that. This Kraut is not exactly XXL but has no problems with any standard size EU-spec condom. And I don't slip or wiggle or nothing. Anyway it is common knowledge that Klingons have superbig dicks. And while I am in a nasty mood let me talk about this Wal-Mart business. In my view Ame...

Well, at least he died driving a Facel Vega, in my book one of the finest imaginable ways to get out of here.

There's a track on Dan Nakamura's splendid new CD "Nathaniel Merriweather presents Lovage: Music to Make Love To Your Old Lady By" named "Herbs, Good Hygiene & Socks". On it, Afrika Baambaataa clarifies how socks can be used for birth control. Totally daffy and hilarious. Not...

I tried antihistamines and champagne after reading. Sounded like a nice legal pleasure. But I ended up getting in a sterile and nasty argument with a total stranger and later in the evening couldn't get it up. Fucking useless. By the way, my book of the week is The Pursuit of Oblivion - A Global His...

Frankfurt am Main in Germany rosie, a town too small to command respect and too big to be lovable. Full of yuppies from all over the world working in financial services. My so-so impression of Americal girls, which you please should not take personally, may stem from this. So I should have said I do...

They don't hate you man, they just believe in cut and parry. A conversational introduction to the sweet pain approach to lovemaking. A way of testing your nerves and your charm. Being nice is not seductive. I myself have my problems with American women who are easily scared or even pissed by anythin...

Super poem MC, fitting the music like a glove.

By the way, am I the only person around here who likes the Kings of Covenience as much as B&S? Quiet is the New Loud they say, and sometimes I am inclined to agree.

Paris ain't like that anymore and the director of the film tried a bit too hard to make the film charming, and to make Amelie lovable. But all the French I know are fans of this movie, because it reminds them of an ideal Paris everyone has in his mind. But here's an anecdote you might find amusing. ...