Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

god, they're amazing, huh? I used to date this girl named Ellen Kerry Graham, she was (is) a playwright. Sloth met her when he came to stay with me in Chicago 5 years ago. She was about 6 feet tall, pierced nose, pierced left nipple, ox skull tattoo (a la Georgia O'Keefe) on her right bicep, cool ta...

I was in Paris in '95 on the day when they new Beaujolais came out. I went out and just got loaded! Went out to a bunch of cafes that all had up these big "Le Beaujolais Nouveau est Arrive" banners and everybody was getting drunk and shouting "Le Beaujolais Nouveau est Arrive". I...

sarah: "Falafel is a vegetarian dish which in one form or another is as old as civilization itself. Falafel's main ingredient is the chick-pea, also known as garbanzo bean. Falafel is nutritious, rich in protein and vitamins. The chick-peas are ground and then mixed with a blend of exotic spice...

yeah. I wouldn't trade them in. My point being that if some big Falafel god came up to me and said "Kyle, I'll erase the 100 horrible falafel experiences you've had in your life, but in exchange you've got to give up those 2 great falafels you had in the Marais." I'd say no deal. I so love...

and thats not a real interviewer either, thats Ralph

Damn you, McCutcheon!

You were s'posed to put in that mp3 of "La Marseillaises" that I sent you!

unless, of course you don't think "La Marseillaises" is cool.

it is the French national anthem y'know

fuck this, I'm gonna go listen to Shonen Knife...

umm...you're the tree

it was called "L'As du Falafel" and yes it was awesome. It was great because they put on a spicy "Sauce Piquante", a white yogurty "Sauce Blanche" and fried eggplant. Those three things, and the fact that I used to get one on my way to the Place des Vosges to read my st...

que c'est belle ca...
bien fait

used to be the lead singer of Whiskeytown, now he's out on his own. Wrote this song called Sylvia Plath, it's a must-hear: "Wish I had a Sylvia Plath, a busted tooth, and a smile... and maybe she'd take me to France or maybe to Spain she'd ask me to dance in a mansion on the top of a hill she'd...

random responses dealing with someone who's passed away (whether you knew them or not): I wrote and gave my grandfather's eulogy when he died. Toughest thing I ever did. I was wanting to put a piece of poetry into it and some one suggested "In Memoriam", by Tennyson. The poem is about the ...

Cheers, Ken Happy Birthday, Jenny Jenny is gorgeous. She just turned twenty-three on Friday, thin but curvy (in the good ways). She's got long brown hair past the middle of her back. She looks like a hippy chick. She was wearing a rainbow tie-dyed t-shirt and her hair was pulled back in a baby blue ...

Ken Kesey is sick. Everybody's gotta say a toast for him tonight, wish him well. I'm not fuckin' around everybody's got to do this. He's the guy who bought the BUS. Come back here later this weekend and post the accounts of your toast. I think it would be a nice way to honor the man. Get back to you...

"Well, I've lost my equillibrium, my car keys, and my pride."

-Tom Waits, The One That Got Away

thats right...whoah has anybody tried it. it's legal. It's mexican sage. Mayan shamans used to smoke it for the visions it gave them. Go to www.sagewisdom.com you can order it from there, but there are tons of other sites on the web if you just search for "salvia" I took two hits of the fo...