Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

where'd my "Screw McCuthseon" topic go?
I was real drunk but I remember doing it
shit...I gotta sober up now and do it again

i'm confused...
i haven't slept in two days

sorry, ill just go away until I make more sense


MADNESS ROCKSSS!!!!

How does it go? Lyrics, please.

On this day in 1960, Albert Camus was killed in a car crash outside Paris, at the age of 47. On the basis of his novel "The Outsider" (1942), his "philosophical prose-poem" "The Myth of Sisyphus" (1942), his Nobel Prize (1957), his political activism and his Humphrey Bo...

that line reminds me of a line from a Luna song:

"I had to be drunk just to look at your face. That was all right by me."

what song was that...?

sloth, I feel like I might have just recovered from my New Years Day Party (which ended at 8 PM on Jan 1st), I just got back from London last night and unfortunately I am in Chicago and have nowhere to go where I can work on my tan. My temples and jaw still hurt from gnashing my teeth (read into tha...

so, could someone please explain to me why Rosie took my underwear. That makes absolutely no sense to me oh, and also, we all know that McC embellishes. I think we should all take his account of the early morning steam bath with a grain of salt. The last two weeks were fun, but Im looking forward to...

who, you fuckin' calling a munchkin'? just fuckin' finished drinkin' absinthe in london, no idea where the fuck I am. Last memory of boxing day was me nake din the steam bath giving Shanta a back rub, trying to talk he rinto letting Mc Cuthceon and I perform cunnilingus on her (she wisely declined)....

oh, one more thing I swear to god McCutcheon's brother Zack is shrinking. On a good day, in my boots, I might be 5" 8'. Summer before last when I met Z. he was three inches taller than me. Now we're the same size. Mc C's brother is shrinking! Mc C. thinks there's mental shrinkage too, but I can...

aww, christ. McCutcheon is milking me for every crazy drunken drugged out escapade that the Sloth and I had in Europe ten years ago. They're good stories, but im sick of telling 'em. We're going to put them in an anthology, but I dont like attention always being drawn to me and my stories. Wait, fuc...

heres a question for you Pax Acidus? Paris v. London, who wins? I'm going to London in a week! Right after McCuthceon's fondue party I'm hopping on a plane and heading to Camden Town for a New Year's Eve Moulin Rouge costume party. Paris v. London? hmm... I've been to London a lot more recently(last...

someone has put the sloth in charge of their infant?

whoever that person is, is not very bright

Q: Hey, what does MVP stand for?

A: More Vicodin, Please.

coolest guy on the planet (present company excluded, of course, Pax Acidus)

i wasn't sure whether or not to put this under "Lovers", "Travel", or "Literature" (its great when those three come together, ain't it?) and I decided that the point this brilliant, articulate girl was making about Literature was the most important of her several points...

ok, im going to recount an anecdote but as I am quite hungover coming off a 3-day bender (guys in top hats and christmas vixens, was the theme for this weekend -- sounds like a mccutcheon story) i cant be bothered using proper punctuation. deal... when I was in college I went about 4 years without c...