Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

i came to seattle once with her and i didnt call mccutcheon

he called me a cunt for not getting in touch with him

rightly so

she was freaked by us all

i should have realized it long ago

but i realize it now

sorry

i wanna come back

everybody fuckin' let it come out ive been away for 2 years I was dating a girl that was intimidated by this whole community sorry i was gone hope youll have me back needless to say this relationship didnt work out Im listening to tomwaits 4 am in chicago can I start contributing again? bitch at me ...

Marley and I will be in Seattle from July 2nd to the 7th. Who's up for a party?

Who loves listenig to the rain? I wrote a poem once about standing outside in thunderstorms. Ill try to find it... Lets talk about rain one of my favorite memories ever: I was in my late teens visiting Russia and staying with a family in Novgorod. Their grandfather had been in the KGB so they had a ...

OK Pax acidus! I am free. My cool internet company went down. I have three months saalary but no longer have to do the work of the man! I miss paris... what would YOU do Pax Acidus? Its only been a couple of days Ive been drinking a lot working out every day reading paying attention to things like t...

Man Bitten By Radioactive Sloth Does The Lying-Around-All-Day Of 10 Normal Men CENTRAL CITY—Laboratory assistant Brent Barker, bitten by a radioactive sloth last week in a freak lab accident, now possesses the relative loafing powers of 10 men. "Could someone pass me some more cracker...

I wish I had a Sylvia Plath... actually i've started seeing a girl who's almost as crazy as Sylvia Plath. her name is Marley and she looks like Thora Birch in Ghost World. She is actually the reason I have been posting as much lately and I need to apologize. sorry pax, but those crazy chicks take up...

I saw the Strokes with Lisa here in Chicago last October right before they got big. It was a fun "get drunk, get rowdy" show. Lisa wouldn't sleep with me afterwards though, that was kinda lame...

How is Trainspotting an '80s movie? I don't understand? I was pretty disappointed when I moved to Edinburgh and didn't meet any heroin junkies. although there are lots of cool scenes of places I used to hang out in Edinburgh. In the beginning when renton runs into that car hes on market street. ther...

I'm in, put me down for a couple young execs. rosie, this time STAY AWAY FROM MY UNDERWEAR!

well said, jack

Today in Literary History On this day in 1963, Sylvia Plath committed suicide, at the age of 30. Plath's poetry and life -- especially the last, haunting poems and days -- have attracted even more attention in recent years with the publication of her unexpurgated journals (all but the last volume, w...

that's mature, Matthew...

so a bit of a caveat.
Im almost always in a good mood
and its not cuz im loaded
but I love EVERYONE!

its true. believe it or not, im a very happy, well adjusted individual

ive also been drunk for two days, but thats beside the point...

March 2nd - 8th

Sloth and Kyle in Amsterdam -- again

I promis I will sober up by then