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by Jack Chiefton
Mon May 05, 2003 10:58 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Egocentric, Chauvinistic Pleasures of Life and Other Non-sen
Replies: 16
Views: 2711

Egocentric, Chauvinistic Pleasures of Life and Other Non-sen

I'm feeling awfully brutish today, like a chauvinistic redneck probably feels everyday. I don't look like a brute anymore after I shaved my beard, but I'm feeling it. I think I'm going to read "Men without Women" by Ernest Hemingway and drink some whiskey on the rocks and contemplate a fin...
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:54 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: it's the thought that counts
Replies: 11
Views: 1595

it's the thought that counts

You're right h. Being fucked is great!!
by Jack Chiefton
Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:16 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: the special bus
Replies: 6
Views: 1257

the special bus

And I completely forgot about ****** racing!
by Jack Chiefton
Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:13 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: the special bus
Replies: 6
Views: 1257

the special bus

So I haven't really been able to think of any new worthy individuals who belong on the bus. However, I think the same old passengers are getting sick of each other and need some fresh intellect to keep them aroused. Some individuals that come to mind include: the revolutionary Sioux Crazy Horse ( pr...
by Jack Chiefton
Tue Mar 11, 2003 7:51 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Spring backpacking again
Replies: 7
Views: 1697

Spring backpacking again

Saturday morning a couple of us are packing it in and heading south to the smokie mountains for an 8 day backpacking trip. I might be crazy but this time I might try to haul my guitar along with me. I just never know what kind of banjo toting inbreds I might run into that wants to "jam". H...
by Jack Chiefton
Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:05 am
Forum: Sports
Topic: Basketball
Replies: 30
Views: 5987

Basketball

And what a game it was tonight vs. Minnesota and Milwaukee. Both teams came out shooting right away. Defense wasn't an issue. Minnesota took their 7 point halftime lead and increased it to 17 when the probability seemed minimal of a Milwaukee comeback. Up 91-74 in the 4th quarter Minnesota looked to...
by Jack Chiefton
Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:03 am
Forum: Sports
Topic: Basketball
Replies: 30
Views: 5987

Basketball

I will devote this topic in sports to the happenings in the National Basketball Association for the rest of the season because it makes everyone a better person to know their sports.
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:49 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: divisions don't exist, it's one prolonged chapter
Replies: 2
Views: 736

divisions don't exist, it's one prolonged chapter

Last night I dined on 4 codeine pills and a half a bottle of Carlos Rossi and had a very strange dream. It was Syd Barret dressed from head to toe in a white cloth. I could have swore he had a tail so when I looked again it wasn't a tail at all but a third leg growing out of his ass. I asked him why...
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:41 am
Forum: Travel Stories
Topic: The Rabbit Has Landed
Replies: 53
Views: 10747

The Rabbit Has Landed

So where is this "music capitol?" Because I have heard such good music in so many places I find it hard to pinpoint it down to one single geographic location.
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:37 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Andy Rooney on the French
Replies: 12
Views: 1317

Andy Rooney on the French

And for fucks sake... Oprah Winfrey attractive? At first I let it slide as a cruel joke, but now it's making me very nauseous.
by Jack Chiefton
Sun Feb 09, 2003 8:46 am
Forum: Lovers not Fighters
Topic: going to the chapel..or at least the court house
Replies: 90
Views: 19987

going to the chapel..or at least the court house

Another fantastic truth serum (laugh as you will) lies in the viscous taste of simple over the counter cough syrup. Robitussin to be exact. I've never spilled my guts like I did after downing that 8 oz. of pure gut rot.
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Jan 30, 2003 4:18 pm
Forum: Travel Stories
Topic: Seattle
Replies: 36
Views: 7755

Seattle

But then again, tommorrow I will change my mind. I change my mind like it was going out of style.
by Jack Chiefton
Thu Nov 21, 2002 4:57 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Big brother can eat my ass
Replies: 5
Views: 1035

Big brother can eat my ass

Decide for youself I guess. Sounds....alarming. The New York Times William Safire Piece: You Are a Suspect By WILLIAM SAFIRE WASHINGTON - If the Homeland Security Act is not amended before passage, here is what will happen to you: Every purchase you make with a credit card, every magazine subscripti...
by Jack Chiefton
Wed Nov 06, 2002 11:00 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Noel, last week
Replies: 7
Views: 980

Noel, last week

Some people call Clapton god, others nincompoop. I just love the song cocaine.
by Jack Chiefton
Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:29 pm
Forum: Travel Stories
Topic: possibly...
Replies: 6
Views: 1609

possibly...

I may take a road trip with a friend early spring to Arizona Mc. She's got a best friend of some sort out there, and I might just go to go. I showed her your website and your picture, and she, uh, would like to meet you. Don't worry, I'll keep her in line though considering you live with Amanda.