Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Mc- When will you be in Wisconsin? I will not be around for boxing day, but nevertheless, we should plan on drinks before or after that. Rosie, you going to be there?

Good one. Will you be adding this one to the read section? I had a fat lady go down my pants at a country bar in Wisconsin once. Her husband was shooting pool. I asked her if her husband would mind if he saw her fat paws down my pants, but he just stumbled around and sang along with Billy Joel. She ...

As you recalled Tommy, Writers lead you up to the bedroom door only to halt. That makes me think of the writers who dont, like Saddat Manto, a writer from India who was criticized in his time for being pornographic, but is now hailed as the genius of Asian and Urdu literature. His short story "...

Ah Sarah- Such a wonderful poem that was. I always appreciate your poems. However, this week I have written over 30 pages in research papers and an extra 10 pages in essays, and i'm just wiped out. I'm just burned out, don't even want to think. I swear it, I could defacate in my drawers right now an...

You're right. Often times the NFL is brutishly slow. Perhaps it's the history or culture of the game that fascinates me more. Perhaps it is the notion of 80,000 people gathering, almost religiously, to their chosen stadium on the Sabbath day. It has become religion for sorts. Not me though, if there...

Ha! That is outrageously laughable Brett. Excuse me while I gain control. You're trying to say that the CFL is superior to the NFL? You do realize that most of the players in the CFL go un-drafted by NFL teams, right? This high powered air attack you talk about is only due to the lack of defensive p...

Yes Tommy, but Ms. Michelle also concludes that line with "......and music." I believe she was just making a reference to emphasize the poetry through music rather than the obvious notion of "poetry through words" which exists always. I'm thinking of posting a poem so I can hear ...

Mojave 3 will be in the windy city tomm night playing, I believe, at the Abbey Pub, probably promoting their new album which contains some great tunes, somber and uplifting. I think I'm going. Tickets cost 15 dolla i reckon.

So the Packers are 3-4, and they play Minnesota next weekend. I'm willing to bet the farm that the Pack emerge triumphant and slay the nay sayers who are already writing their season off. Fucking Wisconsin sportswriters! Fucking Rush Limbaugh! Fucking Hunter S. Thopmson who believes the Packers have...

I enjoyed Roman Candles, only Smith album I've got, but stabbing yourself in the heart? Jesus H. Christ, there has to be an easier way out than that!

I tried posting one day and it didn't work, so i'm testing this out: I wonder what the next generation of politicians will be like. I guess that is my generation, and do I like my generation? That is another question to ponder. Most of them are jerk-offs, however the old fart jerk-offs that are in o...

Slackjaw? I'll check it out I spose. Kelly S. is married you say? If you see her, tell her I say hello, she might remember me. And yes, I've seen Ryan a few times since he's been back. Spent the summerfest week with him and the wife while they supported my drinking habit. I owe them a dinner at the ...

So a few days ago, I was doing a job down by the lakeside of Madison for these swanky fraternity apartments. A handyman named Curtis, who thrilled me with stories of carp fishing, carp eating, and the blues shows he attended, came outside and told me that he had just heard on the radio that Johnny C...

Congrats Brett! A swift quick backhand? That is hilarious Mc!

Law of relativity was Einstein and physics, Law of "relativism" was what I meant. Can you believe I study anthropology among other things? Neither can my close friends.