Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Look, I don't agree with everyone here, and I'm willing to bet that no one here agrees with me, ever. That is evident in the lack of replies my posts get (besides these lovely bits of candor you and I are currently engaged in). Go preach somewhere else pal. Why spend your time in this forum if you c...

You speak as though this is my life, that this is my world. Well it isn't pal. It is merely an electronic forum, an escape from the everday grind. It gives some people the chance to drain their mind, whether it be stories about sex, drugs, or wallpapering. Most of us have been posting here for years...

And you Simon, who are you trying to imitate? Because man, I'm willing to believe that you are not this insulting when speaking with people in real fucking life. Are you trying to make a case for a disgruntled Bukowski burnout this week? Perhaps next week you'll throw us some hip lines, straight out...

Can't say I've heard of them. I did however hear a record the other night that fairly aroused me. I believe it was by the House Painters(?); I need to figure out their exact name because I need that album. Perhaps it was the blissful drunken state I was in that drew me to their sound. Or maybe it wa...

Are you from Wisconsin Simon? Did Mc break your heart or something, and now you're forever bitter? I'll speak for everyone here, because I know most everyone here is too polite to say it: Fuck off you twat. All your claims are unfounded. Perhaps jerk off before you post, then your content may take o...

Why Rex, you must be Jesus Christ himself!

Nausea, my friend, is boring as fuck! But that is what makes it a masterpiece. It does not pretend, it does not glorify for the sake of literature. "Everywhere, now, there are objects like this glass of beer on the table there. When I see i, I feel like saying: "Enough." I realize qui...

I sure wish I was with you Rosie in ole Mexico, but it turns out I'm stuck here in the Midwest of the ole US. My regards darlin.

ACCUEIL!? BONJOUR MON AMIE!!! What's your poison AJ?

Bravo Mav, I never, in all my life, could have stated it any better. Simon, I will eat your children cuuuuuunnnnnntttt!

41-fucking7, Packers over LosAngeles. I surely hope Green Bay meets Carolina or Minnesota in the playoffs, we'll eat them up like we're eating Simon Rex's children. Hey Simon, I've been doing some thinking, not because I love this site, because I could give a fuck, but are you really a college aged ...

What a great week of football, wouldn't you say Mc? However, I believe Minnesota holds a short lead due to a tiebreaker in the system of some sort. Green Bay plays L.A. and Denver to close the season, and Minnesota plays Kansas City and St. Louis, I believe.

I believe my "rhetorical" question was answered a few hours after I had listed it: Explosions, gunfights, and more death in and outside of Baghdad. Expounding on Mc's observation of whether we caught santy clause or Saddam: Why don't we dye Saddam's beard and hair white, and force him to b...

Saddam Hussein was captured just outside his home village of Tikrit earlier this morning (Wisconsin time). He was found in a small dungeon like basement sporting a full beard and long curly hair. He looked very tired. And since I can't get the poll option to work, I'll state my question here and see...

Right now it is 6:30 in the morning and I have been at my computer for the last twelve hours typing up two final papers. In one I'm exploring the essence of lust in one of Manto's short stories. In the rain, the main character spots a shivering mountain girl from Ghatan. He invites her upstairs and ...