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by bfj
Fri May 28, 2004 11:30 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: McCutcheon new Story
Replies: 12
Views: 3118

Oh yes, I have head this story before. One of the first nights we hung out, on our way to Madison to see Kate, maybe to shoot part of that movie. Yeah that was it. Good story but I'd like to have at least a description of his fiancee...why you were't attracted to her.
by bfj
Tue May 25, 2004 11:06 pm
Forum: Travel Stories
Topic: I break Paris
Replies: 2
Views: 6119

I think it was all that French cheese and bread that added the spare tire to me. No really I gained 5 pounds in France! How do those French girls stay so thin?
by bfj
Tue May 25, 2004 1:30 pm
Forum: Lovers not Fighters
Topic: Me and Her, or Me and Me, or Her and Her, or What?
Replies: 11
Views: 13295

Nobody cries for no reason... look deeeeeper...
by bfj
Tue May 25, 2004 1:29 pm
Forum: Literature
Topic: New Poem by kitten
Replies: 66
Views: 18621

I liked the poem, and to say that free verse takes no skill is bullshit. Now Bukowski, there is the art of free verse. Free verse is all about timing and accuracy of the moment, the beats that let the moment breathe. I did think there were a couple awkward beats in "April." But on the whol...
by bfj
Tue May 25, 2004 1:22 pm
Forum: Travel Stories
Topic: I break Paris
Replies: 2
Views: 6119

I break Paris

Yeah, so a couple hours after I passed through terminal 2 at Charles DeGaulle Airport the mother fucker collasped! Hmmm... I was pretty close to that. But Paris was great and I never even made it into downtown Orlean on account of working 15 hours a day for 5 straight days. But I did get a day and n...
by bfj
Sat May 15, 2004 3:25 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: naked mole rat
Replies: 12
Views: 3008

shit...so my uhhhh penis has grown some teeth...Does that mean it's a mole rat now? Cause if so, marci is going to be pissed...wait unless it can really squirm around in there. Actually she might like that, gere does.
by bfj
Sat May 15, 2004 12:07 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: New Pax Acidus Story Submission
Replies: 7
Views: 4451

Yeah I agree with you Sloth, and therefore won't make up my mind just yet. The writing is good, good wordage dog. But yeah, no one has ever given me drugs for free. Wait, you gave me some mushrooms sloth. Sloth gives it out for free. What a great guy. The mercedes thing really through me off. from t...
by bfj
Fri May 14, 2004 11:59 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Howie Long, Howie Long will I have to sing this song- U2
Replies: 23
Views: 3651

hey i must be one of those suck up (bigomist word)s. Last time I saw Mc. We made out. No beautiful girls around. Just a lot of puppets and man love. so don't think he'll get you laid Nick. Nobody gets anyone laid. They keep them all for themselves. I don't work all day and give my pay check to some ...
by bfj
Fri May 14, 2004 9:42 pm
Forum: Lovers not Fighters
Topic: Me and Her, or Me and Me, or Her and Her, or What?
Replies: 11
Views: 13295

oh man, high school kids and the DXM, you know Mc, once had a little DXM, jogged until he fell down crying in the rain, played Poker with the Cedarburg elite and then declared himself GOD...too bad those posts are lost forever, good thing I have such a great memory, oh yeah he had a hockey glove ful...
by bfj
Fri May 14, 2004 9:36 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Bush is 5 miles from me.
Replies: 1
Views: 571

Bush is 5 miles from me.

Bush in in Wisconsin right now, about five miles from me "preaching" at Concordia University about the values of religious education. And ofcourse beating his christian brothren over the head for more money to slander Kerry and exploit 9/11 victims in nausiating commercials. I think I'll l...
by bfj
Fri May 14, 2004 2:20 am
Forum: Lovers not Fighters
Topic: Me and Her, or Me and Me, or Her and Her, or What?
Replies: 11
Views: 13295

I'll take this one, I believe I'm qualified. McCutcheon calls them, and I love it, "Virgin Whores." Thats what this girl is. Private and concealed she is fucking everyone. And even if she isn't it's all the same anyway cause you should have made it up in your mind anyways. So you have a co...
by bfj
Fri May 14, 2004 2:13 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Today is Grisly
Replies: 31
Views: 5980

I thought if you were a carpetbagger that means you fuck a lot of women.
by bfj
Thu May 13, 2004 1:35 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Today is Grisly
Replies: 31
Views: 5980

Yeah, I can't advise you to watch the tape but at the same time I think everyone should see this tape. Americans need to better understand the enemy before they continue to support this war because, if you see the tape, you will understand there is NO CHANCE of us winning this war. This conflict is ...
by bfj
Wed May 12, 2004 11:30 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Today is Grisly
Replies: 31
Views: 5980

on the video, i watched it with a neo-con who completely reversed his position after seeing the video.
One would expect the reaction to be "That's why we should kill all thos mother fuckers!"
but the reaction has been "This insanity has got to end."
by bfj
Wed May 12, 2004 11:28 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Today is Grisly
Replies: 31
Views: 5980

Congress recieves their copies of "Cell Block Gone Wild

Lawmakers said they saw disturbing images that included military dogs snarling at cowering prisoners, Iraqi women commanded to expose their breasts and photos of sex acts, including forced homosexual sex. In addition, lawmakers said there were images of hooded Iraqi prisoners being forced to masturb...