Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Mark,

last week somebody gave us a bottle of egg nog with Jack Daniels in it. As these things go it was good with the dessert. I bet they will be giving it away in about a weeks time. You can do worse

At the risk of incurring the wrath of simon I want to let eveyone know that I am posting under the influence of theraflu, robotussin (I"m not gonna bother to check spellings) and the lingering effects of drowsy gel caps from last night. If you have already guessed that the flu epidemic stopped ...

Nuff said. You have got to be kidding. This is the BB of BB. If you don't fill in the blanks we have the right to do it for you. I always think that Sloth should post on this topic because it is obvious that he is in love with alchohol. Just look back over his posts. He is always going on about how ...

Mark,

"cute kid" I don't know what you are on about.

I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of Simon (although I do appreciate his candour) but seeing as I am pushing 40 with both hands, I am interested in his definition of things I should have: A. acheived by now B. started to focus on for the future Simon you have big balls to say the things you do, but...

there is no downside to the capture of this monster.

So there's a party. Great. Wait a minute though, it's on a week night at short notice. How am I going to get a babysitter at such short notice? I call Mc for details - in the unlikely event I can go. He tells me he is heading over there about ten or so after they score some charlie. I tell him I mig...

Simon old chum,
I think it's forty not fourty.

Mc old chum,
I don't know if I should be flattered or offended to be confused with Simon. He knows a few people on here. I wonder if I know him?

Roald Dahl. That reminds me of the joke. On his death bed his father finally admits, "I couldn't spell Ronald."

Frankly, this is a crock of shit. Intended no doubt to bolster the meagre rebel status of this talentless twat. Do I really need to explain myself to a drugged out gang such as the bb of bb? I sure many of us have experience of low paying jobs....and drugs. I have been both employee and employer in ...

Well,at those prices you can be a buddy to us all.

A buddy. The kind of fella who will go into town and get two blow jobs and come home and give you one.

No really, I'm serious. I have seen this quote chopped up and used in a poem. (Published in Harper's magazine earlier this year. I think) I just loved it. Thinking about it now it, really does remind me of the day I stood at the front of the church and said, "I do." Unknown unknowns. That ...

Actually the first time I read about this I thought it was very good. In the world of espionage with its bluff and counter bluff and double agents etc it made sense. Back in the real world I think it has currency in describing human relationships. Especially in that first thrill of falling in love. ...

And while we are at it. That is why pubs with no jukebox work for me. Talking over music gets to be a drain. And Martino "Sherbert" is obviously slang for the good stuff. In my case India Pale Ale.

Mc sent me an e-mail consisting of about eight pictures of horrendous sporting injuries as they happened. I had seen some of them before. They are painful to look at. It is true that last season I got hit in the windpipe and sustained permanent damage to my vocal chords. I can't make my voice go hig...