Bulletin Board of Bad Behavior

Well the trip to the vets office wasn't too bad. They asked me if I wanted to go in and I declined. (I had my daughter with me) so we just said goodbye in the foyer. I was ok for the rest of the day, until I got back home and I saw his food and water bowls on the kitchen floor. I had to sneak off to...

Can I just make sure that everybody understands that I wasn't obsessed with these boobs, I just wanted to know what they felt like. One great thing about breast surgery is that it it can sometimes help women who have had breast cancer. I did see an interview with a woman who had her boobs done after...

I mentioned to a girlfriend of mine a few weeks ago that I would like to feel a fake boob. In all honesty, I just wanted to know what it felt like. On Saturday night I was in a nightclub watching a friends band when my friend tootled up in front of me holding hands with a very attractive young lady....

In about an hours time I take Nelson off to his final appointment. The cancer in his leg is ballooning. He isn't suffering yet (he is on heavy meds) but you have to do this before he gets to that point. I lay on the floor this morning and he came and sat on me. For once I didn't mind getting crushed...

Heroin = big fucking waste of life. I remember two years in the University district fighting with the shitbags next door. As sad as it is true, sometimes even Nancy Reagan is right. Nobody ever walked down the street and fell on a needle and got hooked.

Rest assured, as soon as I can get together the money to build an ass fryer big enough for such a comment, you'll be covered in all those secret herbs and spices that the colonel made famous.

Some of you know my great friend from Seattle. You will not be surprised then to learn of his impending divorce out there inTokyo. God bless him. I'm sorry I'm hardly ever on here chaps. I don't get in front of a computer much at the moment. I do think of you though. I'm endlessly interested in the ...

Hey Marky, if you are awake call me (or are you just logged on?) I got your message. For the rest of you, we were having a chat about coffee houses ages ago. It went something like this. I have a friend who always uses independent coffee/shops and record stores... I understand the sentiment. It woul...

I forgive you for not Liking Feargal Sharkey. I will only break one of your knees.

Greetings gang. Sorry I fell off the edge of the earth. Things here are good and bad. I'm about to put an offer in on a house and I'm waiting to see if I'm accepted into a program to earn a masters in teaching special needs children. (It's what I do at home all day with Henry anyway - how can they r...

Some of you here are familiar with the mighty Nelson. The big Bulmastiff with an even bigger heart. Today it was confirmed that his lameness was not due to an ACL injury but bone cancer. The story is that painkillers will give him 2-3 good months. If at any time it is obvious that the cancer has spr...

and in this city it is where they go to set up their own school districts and tax bases. From there they can moan about the crumbling downtown area with all of it's city (read black) problems.

When my mum got married, her M-in-law to be said, "You must always listen to what your husband tells you. Believe none of it." Paul Morley is a bit like that. You have to listen to him.

Before he was in Goose he was in Throneberry - if anybody remembers them.

What I'm saying is that Joy Division were just a bunch of drunken scallies from the north - like Frankie goes to Hollywood - Peter Saville made sure they were never thought of like that. (I use that example because both bands owed a lot to Paul Morley)