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by Laughing Armadillo
Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:54 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

LA, you could not care less -- is the phrase.
That's okay. I'm still happy with a 99.
by Laughing Armadillo
Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:45 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Drug Test Your Teen
Replies: 8
Views: 2355

Hate to point it out, but the folks posting on this thread don't seem to have considered the viewpoint of not taking the drugs. I did and stated so. It was not a rhetorical, shoot-from-the-hip comment (no pun intended). Did my drug use have negative consequence? Yes. Did it have only negative conse...
by Laughing Armadillo
Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:20 pm
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Drug Test Your Teen
Replies: 8
Views: 2355

One reason I never procreated is because of the precipitous drop in IQ among various friends and acquaintances who did. "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by parenthood, raving hysterical cloaked in illusion." Without herb, I would've blown my brains out in high school, altho...
by Laughing Armadillo
Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:31 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Drug Test Your Teen
Replies: 8
Views: 2355

If a parent has to rely on a drug-testing kit to make sure Junior and Princess are clean, there just might be a bigger problem at hand than drugs.

BTW, in twenty-two years, I never ONCE drug-tested my dogs.
by Laughing Armadillo
Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:19 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

I don't want to be vindicated; that makes me think of a really bad pop song. Vindication doesn't come from within, so whether or not you or anyone else wants it is irrelevant. I think I see what you're saying, if I am a human and would laugh at myself, and you are a human, and we are equals then wh...
by Laughing Armadillo
Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:05 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

I'm fond of English, too. I wish, LA, that you would stop slapping your forehead, that brain of yours seems to be in pretty good shape. I'd hate for you to damage it before you get the chance to help my kids. Kind of you to say. Unfortunately, should I make it into that 3% of writers who actually g...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:04 pm
Forum: Film
Topic: Theater of the Absurd: Bad Films
Replies: 2
Views: 2653

Hey, why don't you watch the extras? Two reasons: (1.) The film speaks for itself, and; (2.) It furthers my suspension of disbelief. Cinema as an art form (not to be confused with the industry or cult of celebrity) is one for which I hold some reverance, despite my masochistic willingness to wade i...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:53 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Cocaine
Replies: 31
Views: 7358

Jose Cuervo, is one of the greater alcohol buzzes. How fortunate for society that it exacts the cruelest of hangovers from me. A truly rare indulgence. I saw a lot of Red Bull consumed in London last year, and it seems to be very popular among bar/food service personnel in The States. Fortunately fo...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:27 pm
Forum: Film
Topic: Theater of the Absurd: Bad Films
Replies: 2
Views: 2653

Theater of the Absurd: Bad Films

By deception or design, we all watch 'em. What was the last bad film you saw? Collateral Michael Mann's direction, a style known as Urbanus Slickus , was predictably lame - heavily dependent on crystal clear skyline shots and loud, rumbling noises to instill jaw-dropping wonder that will never come...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:28 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

Remember she's an English teacher.
</slaps forehead>
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:25 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Cocaine
Replies: 31
Views: 7358

Only a single experience with E, but I still had enough of an active SSRI (for headaches) that it thwarted the episode. Watching other people do cocaine sucked most of the joy out of it for me; viscerally pathetic. But on the rarest of occasions, I'll do it because I rather enjoy just enough to equa...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

Humor isn't a solution, but it is an effective coping strategy. You might consider getting one.
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:23 am
Forum: Pax Acidus World News
Topic: Conservatives SHOCKED!
Replies: 0
Views: 1758

Conservatives SHOCKED!

Bush Bootlickers Dismayed Sex-Crazed Animal Wants to Corrupt My Family! Despite press reports originating in the New York Times that rock-rapper Kid Rock would perform at the Bush inauguration, the Presidential Inauguration Committee now says the vulgar entertainer is "not confirmed" to a...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: 600 Joints a week?
Replies: 74
Views: 15808

I'm familiar with the human condition. That you would appear to have found your place within it is laudatory. If you're looking for a good laugh, though, I'm fresh out of my ability to entertain. Don't sell yourself short :lol: If this thread was an Aaron Spelling series, this would be the part whe...
by Laughing Armadillo
Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:57 pm
Forum: Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll
Topic: Cocaine
Replies: 31
Views: 7358

I can relate, Sloth. I'm smoking less these days than I have in ages; not even weekly. I prefer ye olde homegrown (it ain't rocket science), but that's not a hobby I'm always on top of. Cannabis genetics are incredible now, though. Blueberry, Haze, Cindy... I love 'em all. If I lived in Seattle, I t...